before reading the story I was trying to figure out how a lobster would fit into the death of a kid. Sadly, no lobster was actually involved.

Q: What did the nigger get on his paternity tests?

A: Barbeque sauce.


(poorly adapted from a joke about the SATs)

fnord wrote:

A ghetto lobster is a niglet that is boiled or burned by its parents or caregivers.

What's it called when a white person does it? 

Casserole (or Hot Dish if you live in Minnesota).

Update:  the bereaved loving parents received food stamps to feed this niglet for two years after it was barbequed.