#3 2011-05-09 22:43:08

Or about the same amount of silicone that you would get from licking your car after waxing it.

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#4 2011-05-10 00:58:29

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Or about the same amount of silicone that you would get from licking your car after waxing it.

How did you know about that?

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#5 2011-05-10 08:36:55

hedgewizard wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Or about the same amount of silicone that you would get from licking your car after waxing it.

How did you know about that?

900 ppm is 900 milligrams per kilogram (by weight). If you ate a normally sized large pie you would probably consume about 1/2 a kilo of "cheeze" or about 450 milligrams of silicone, nearly a half of a gram.

"Miracle" type waxes are about 20-40% silicone and even "pure" carnuba waxes usually have 1-5% silicone added to promote spread and ease in removal of the hard parts when it hazes over.

So assume that you "consume" 2 grams of wax (about as much as 2 paperclips, call it a 1/2 teaspoon for you measuring savages) by licking your car (or just transferring it into your body from your hands after waxing as it's notoriously hard to wash off wax, obviously) you will have consumed about the same amount of silicone.

Of course you eat a lot more than that if you use conditioner in your hair, have a bubble bath, use fabric softener, etc. Silicone is just about every where, not just porn star tits.

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#6 2011-05-10 10:05:58

GooberMcNutly wrote:

hedgewizard wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Or about the same amount of silicone that you would get from licking your car after waxing it.

How did you know about that?

900 ppm is 900 milligrams per kilogram (by weight). If you ate a normally sized large pie you would probably consume about 1/2 a kilo of "cheeze" or about 450 milligrams of silicone, nearly a half of a gram.

"Miracle" type waxes are about 20-40% silicone and even "pure" carnuba waxes usually have 1-5% silicone added to promote spread and ease in removal of the hard parts when it hazes over.

So assume that you "consume" 2 grams of wax (about as much as 2 paperclips, call it a 1/2 teaspoon for you measuring savages) by licking your car (or just transferring it into your body from your hands after waxing as it's notoriously hard to wash off wax, obviously) you will have consumed about the same amount of silicone.

Of course you eat a lot more than that if you use conditioner in your hair, have a bubble bath, use fabric softener, etc. Silicone is just about every where, not just porn star tits.

No I meant how did you know about me licking the car after waxing it.  I need to sweep the garage for spy cams again.

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#7 2011-05-10 20:00:32

Oh, I just thought everyone did that. "A lick and a promise" and all that. Plus, when it's that beautiful and freshly buffed and waxed, you just have to lick it.

Wait!

Are we still talking about cars???

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