"We've got a serious case of overgrazing by human herbivores, to put it in biological terms," he said.

This could not be better ascribed to 'the munchies.'

I think peyote cactus should be declared an endangered species.  Then there would be a massive government campaign to produce peyote cactus and seeds to return to the wild.  If some of the seeds and cactus produced for this effort fell through the cracks, oh well, these things happen.