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#1 2008-01-12 02:56:26

http://www.jdnews.com/news/lauterbach_5 … brown.html
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/ … ng.01.html

So, just figured I'd give everyone who's siding with Nancy Grace on this one a little backstory about J-actionville for the uninitiated.

Jacksonville was once voted the worst place, IN THE WORLD, to pick up women by Playboy magazine.  This is due to it's exceedingly low female to male ratio, and the fact that most of the women are already married (but that's never a barrier to a marine wife, lemme tell ya).

So you see things like when I was in middle school.... YES, middle school, a girl impregnated by her marine boyfriend.  He was 26.  And we're rednecky enough, her parents approved.

What happens here is that a lot of unattractive women get attention that is unwarranted, and that leads to a lot of crazy hijinks with ugly fat chicks who have image issues, are getting attention from penises, and are also hampered by their shameful views of sex based on their southern baptist or methodist upbringing.  So they're all batshit crazy, in otherwords.

Why does this count in this case?  Well, the sheriff, who I know personally and he's a really good guy as law enforcement folk go, gets TONS of rape allegations.  Tons.  And bunches and bunches of them are dropped due to the woman being batshit crazy, and basically using it to get back at some dumb marine who fucked her and then found a less ugly piece of Jacksonville trash to bang.

So when they get an allegation, and the girl's own MOTHER says, well, she's a liar and she's bipolar (plus other info I'll be sharing in a moment).... in the meantime Britney's holding her kids hostage so that's about the extent of what these cops know of bipolar disorder, you can see why they didn't just lynch the guy right there (but he's hispanic... we backwards rednecks don't lynch spics, we deport them).

The real problem is, and has always been, an internal problem in the Marine corps.  There's a nickname for WM's (Women Marines).... they're called "Walking Mattresses."  They are the only fit and somewhat attractive game in town (unless you drive up to Willywood, and then you've got me:) so they get even more attention than the ugly fat chicks.  So they sleep around a lot.  And the military is a mindfuck in itself.  And WM's, even the good ones, are RARELY integrated or respected.  Just the fact that she's a marine, she kept the baby, and she was in jacksonville doomed this poor girl to die.  It killed her credibility.

So Nancy Grace needs to back the fuck off of my guy Sheriff Ed Brown.  I've eaten BBQ with the man, he's a family friend, and like I said earlier, as law enforcement folks go he's a pretty good one (sorta the best you'll get in this area).  Nancy needs to get her distended vagina in a bunch over the Marine corps JD, not the Onslow County Sheriff's Department.

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#2 2008-01-12 03:02:10

And I'm totally naming my next cat pussyphus.

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#3 2008-01-12 03:02:36

How do you really feel about this?

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#4 2008-01-12 03:47:33

I think somebody should do the world a favor and tie Nancy Grace to a pick up t ruck and drag her through the streets until all her skin flays off.

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#5 2008-01-12 08:39:52

feisty wrote:

I think somebody should do the world a favor and tie Nancy Grace to a pick up t ruck and drag her through the streets until all her skin flays off.

I thought that was exclusively reserved for niggers?

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#6 2008-01-12 10:29:26

Hi feisty!!  That is one of the most succinct synopses of the Jacksonville Experience that I have ever run across.

Back in NC, when you read a headline like "Woman's Torso Found in Woods" (and you see such headlines more often than most outsiders would believe), you take bets with your friends on whether it happened in Jacksonville or Fayetteville.  It's even money.

*sigh*  Now I'm homesick...

P.S.  I hate Nancy Grace with a fire of such ferocity that it is almost holy.

Last edited by George Orr (2008-01-12 10:30:19)

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#7 2008-01-12 12:01:12

Nancy Grace is a firecunt.

Ps: WTF is this BS????

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#8 2008-01-12 12:08:24

There is nothing, and I mean nothing on Tv that has made me lose faith in man more than the talk about legal arguments and procedures from Nancy Grace. Not even the almighty pundits on Fox news as they are self aware of their cravenness. Even Glenn Beck knows how much of a buffoon he is. And she was a GA prosecuter for gawds sake.

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#9 2008-01-12 12:09:25

Hi JR!

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#10 2008-01-12 12:26:21

Hi RT! Glad to hear you are thriving and still happy with your roo fucker. For a working vacation  almost took a southbound delivery that would have brought me near your neck of the woods. Given your expierience with gaffers I would have encouraged you to come check us out.

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#11 2008-01-12 14:49:08

Dammit...I wish you had been by, I could use a good dose of boat right now.  Ours is hauled out at the moment.

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#12 2008-01-12 16:14:36

kim

GRACE: Good evening. I`m Nancy Grace. I want to thank you for being with us tonight. Breaking news. Police announce a gorgeous young Marine who vanishes from Camp Lejeune is dead. The manhunt for the prime suspect.

I'm sure if she was ugly this wouldn't be so tragic.

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#13 2008-01-12 16:26:29

Yeah this was back at the end of fall.  Under full sail in heavy rip seas they had blown up their jibboom, stressed the upper stem members and racked their foretopmast up off rhode island. Their shipwright was in florida. By shipping both topmasts down to deck and running bald headed they could squeeze under the height limit to get down most of the intercoastal. As long as they made sure not to travel during the lowest tides so as to not to run aground.

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#14 2008-01-12 16:31:16

I'd never seen nor heard of this oink but here's the absolute first image that appears on a google search of her name.

http://fruitfly.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/nancypigrace.jpg

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#15 2008-01-12 17:01:15

kim

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#16 2008-01-12 17:02:05

choad wrote:

I'd never seen nor heard of this oink

Consider yourself blessed by God, and stop doing searches on her.

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#17 2008-01-12 23:32:18

sic

George Orr wrote:

choad wrote:

I'd never seen nor heard of this oink

Consider yourself blessed by God, and stop doing searches on her.

Her best was as Judge Jury and Exicutioner in that little misunderstanding between the Duke Lacrosse Players and the Prostitutes...As a whore herself, she obviously sided with the trollops.

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#18 2008-01-13 00:02:07

sic wrote:

Her best was as Judge Jury and Exicutioner in that little misunderstanding between the Duke Lacrosse Players and the Prostitutes...As a whore herself, she obviously sided with the trollops.

My vote goes to the time she harassed a young mother whose child had been snatched from their home, bellowing at her to confess that she was lying about the abduction and had killed her own child.  The young woman went home and committed suicide.

...I missed the follow-up on that story--did Ms. Grace ever air, like, a retraction or anything?

Christ I hate that cunt.

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#19 2008-01-13 00:37:11

George Orr wrote:

Christ I hate that cunt.

Ditto. Let's make some cocoa and bond.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/post_images/gracegun.jpg



You're talking about Melinda Duckett. I don't believe she has ever formally 'apologized' to anyone for anything. Even if someone manages to find a follow-up to this Sept. '06 story, we'd doubt her sincerity anyway.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/post_images/graceless02.jpg
(click to em-biggen)

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#20 2008-01-13 00:53:15

sic

George Orr wrote:

My vote goes to the time she harassed a young mother whose child had been snatched from their home, bellowing at her to confess that she was lying about the abduction and had killed her own child.  The young woman went home and committed suicide.

...I missed the follow-up on that story--did Ms. Grace ever air, like, a retraction or anything?

Christ I hate that cunt.

Crap, I forgot about that...Yeah, that trumps the tramps...If she did retract anything, I would assume that it was between 2:35 and 2:42 A.M. right before adverts for "The Gazelle" Work Out System!

Oh, JewPhx, nice shot of her "armed and heinous."  You gots da mad skilz with the bannerZ 2!

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#21 2008-01-13 01:04:08

sic wrote:

George Orr wrote:

My vote goes to the time she harassed a young mother whose child had been snatched from their home, bellowing at her to confess that she was lying about the abduction and had killed her own child.  The young woman went home and committed suicide.

...I missed the follow-up on that story--did Ms. Grace ever air, like, a retraction or anything?

Christ I hate that cunt.

Crap, I forgot about that...Yeah, that trumps the tramps...If she did retract anything, I would assume that it was between 2:35 and 2:42 A.M. right before adverts for "The Gazelle" Work Out System!

Oh, JewPhx, nice shot of her "armed and heinous."  You gots da mad skilz with the bannerZ 2!

She did the opposite of a retraction.  She stated publicly that the woman probably killed herself out of guilt.  I hope she dies of flesh-eating syphillis.

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#22 2008-01-13 04:16:15

Yeah, actually the point where she totally lost me was when she was interviewing one of the surviving victims of BTK Denis Rader.  He HEARD his mother being raped and murdered, and the way she probed was just so HORRID>... right after that, she asked what's his name about how horrible it was to lost his daughter Jessica Lunsford and how guilty he felt.... and hwo guilty he SHOULD have felt.... so fucked up.

Thank you George, btw.  I lived there enough years to know well what's up in J-actionville.

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#23 2008-01-13 18:19:23

This one's pretty classic:

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#24 2008-01-13 19:02:39

Baywolfe wrote:

feisty wrote:

I think somebody should do the world a favor and tie Nancy Grace to a pick up t ruck and drag her through the streets until all her skin flays off.

I thought that was exclusively reserved for niggers?

Sorry, this has also be reserved (historically) for:  Tories, Micks, Wops, Chinks, Spics, Mormons, Catholics, Gypsies or anyone else generally outside the community norm. 

Although the Rev. Sharpton and the general media would disagree with me - lynching (via the etymology) would not be the exclusive domain of any ethnic group.

So Sharpton can suck the zits right off of my ass.

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#25 2008-01-13 19:32:20

Emmeran wrote:

So Sharpton can suck the zits right off of my ass.

Umm—that was way to much information, but thanks for helping me stick to my diet!  That image should keep my stomach upset for quite a while.

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#26 2008-01-13 22:22:31

I was going to say what Fnord said. I am afraid, now.

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#27 2008-01-14 22:50:28

Oh yeah... totally forgot about Elizabeth Smart.  Thank you, Tojo!  That, hands down, is my favorite Nancy Grace moment EVER.

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