#51 2008-04-20 23:20:41
MSG Tripps wrote:
Swabby?
Heh. No, but I did grow up in San Diego. I worked in the summers during college for MWR as a lifeguard for NAVSTASDIEGO at 32nd Street, and met a lot of good people there. I was in AFROTC for a year in college, but due to childhood asthma I was deemed undeployable at that time (mid-80's, not too hard to get quality people in, they were choosy.) I've been a huge fan of flying since I was a kid, and you can find me most Septembers in Reno for the Air Races.
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#52 2008-04-21 14:48:34
sofaking wrote:
ROG!
I'm sorry about your Aussie, but I'm glad you're back. I had to work on my vegetables last night, so I missed your return.
Hi Sofie!
It's ok though. Shit happens! I'm actually a bit relieved now. I can be a full time schooner wench with no distractions and obligations.
VEgetables?????
Do share!
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#53 2008-04-21 14:52:58
DG seems completely vacant. No sign, nothing. Again, not surprised. Sad though, I miss the German beer on tap.
I should be good for a Sunday at some point. Drop me an email.
YES I HAVE A GPS AND A BOAT (duh) I totally haven't bothered. My GPS is in my phone, as well as a separate one that is portable. Could be interesting... I haven't knocked around the interwebs for maps yet. I'm going to check that out later today.
And someone flagged and removed the Craigslist ad before it got any responses. WTF? I will have to post it elsewhere.
Stay tuned!
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#54 2008-04-21 14:56:47
headkicker_girl wrote:
Welcome back, girl. Who the hell wants commitment? You get to trade him in for a younger model, so enjoy!
I did. If only temporarily. Then I found out he, too, was socially anemic. However, the sex was fan-tastic. It sure put aussie to shame.
I can't say I'm not a fan of Canada for one reason... ok well two. I like poutine.
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#55 2008-04-21 14:58:27
opsec wrote:
Well Johnny, while I respect your no doubt justified angst at the development process, I haven't been keeping up. The last time I bought charts was in the late 80s. No GPS, no radar, no cell, nothing but a marine radio, a full tank, a stocked bar and a few postage stamp portions of the Chesapeake which would would set the Narcotics, Alcohol and Fuel budget back at least $35 per. For a laminated fucking piece of paper.
Hell, now I want a boat just so I can run my laptop on it.
I agree... I have a really crusty map of the Chesapeake, and a compass bolted to the aft cabin doors. However, I don't sail out of the bay that often...
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#56 2008-04-21 15:00:50
sofaking wrote:
I have a failboat.
It's named the Kaizoku Maru, which, in Japanese, roughly translates as "Smells like bilge water". 2001 26' Mac Gregor on its own trailer.
You want it? I'll pretend it got stolen when Mr. Sofie goes out of town...
Can't....keeep...up...too...overload...boat...funny...reunion...cruel...craigslist...
SAVE ME. Ship me your boat Sofie...heheh ship. I said ship. SHIP MAX.
I love that name though. Someone stop me from posting!
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#57 2008-04-21 15:03:31
Wells wrote:
Looks like I'm in the right place! Hi RT!
HI WELLS! Are you ever going to admit to getting married (or not) yet?
har har.
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#58 2008-04-21 15:15:32
Ok, I've reposted the ad that got yanked.
Hopefully it will stay and I will get some responses.
Again, Stay tuned!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ … 43413.html
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#59 2008-04-21 15:32:14
Heh. Rt, they can take a piece of your heart but they will never get their itchy nerdy paws on your sense of humor. Now that your single let me know if you want me to farm you out as a wench for a delivery with a well regarded pro crew with strapping male specimens. I trust your recent expieriences with the roo fuckers haven't turned you off to Kiwis who seem to have a disproportionate representation on many good crews.
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#60 2008-04-21 15:37:21
Roger_That wrote:
sofaking wrote:
I have a failboat.
It's named the Kaizoku Maru, which, in Japanese, roughly translates as "Smells like bilge water". 2001 26' Mac Gregor on its own trailer.
You want it? I'll pretend it got stolen when Mr. Sofie goes out of town...Can't....keeep...up...too...overload...boat...funny...reunion...cruel...craigslist...
SAVE ME. Ship me your boat Sofie...heheh ship. I said ship. SHIP MAX.
I love that name though. Someone stop me from posting!
It doesn't really mean that. It's some Japanese bitch's name combined with the suffix Maru. I wanted to rechristen it, but everyone says it's bad luck to do that, so we're stuck with the name.
I hope you get some good dates from the ad.
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#61 2008-04-21 15:43:44
Roger_That wrote:
YES I HAVE A GPS AND A BOAT (duh) I totally haven't bothered. My GPS is in my phone, as well as a separate one that is portable. Could be interesting... I haven't knocked around the interwebs for maps yet. I'm going to check that out later today.
As a bay sailor you may find the ability to show a layer of current arrows animation over the charts is pretty useful. In addition with the right Nav software you can also show a layer of the weather radar in real time or even in many areas of the world) the real time plots of the AIS equiped ships (position, course, speed, ID, destination etc).
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#62 2008-04-21 15:53:08
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
Heh. Rt, they can take a piece of your heart but they will never get their itchy nerdy paws on your sense of humor. Now that your single let me know if you want me to farm you out as a wench for a delivery with a well regarded pro crew with strapping male specimens. I trust your recent expieriences with the roo fuckers haven't turned you off to Kiwis who seem to have a disproportionate representation on many good crews.
Nope, I am not turned off of any one nationality at all. Kiwis, in fact, I have met quite a few and enjoyed all of them (no not that way).
I actually have an offer for '09 crewing, but I am not sure what the logistics would be. I have a home I own and a job I work at. I'm hoping to work up to 'sabbatical' time here.
However, the strapping male specimens part is very tempting. I want to finish off my license. I have the sea time, I just need to take the g-damned test.
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#63 2008-04-21 15:55:06
sofaking wrote:
It doesn't really mean that. It's some Japanese bitch's name combined with the suffix Maru. I wanted to rechristen it, but everyone says it's bad luck to do that, so we're stuck with the name.
I hope you get some good dates from the ad.
Heh. I see my sense for humor via the internets is often wafting in the poo-direction.
I now seek the translation of that phrase in Japanese or another language to christen my eventual boat.
Although, I have been stuck on "Elohssa Repus" for a long time.
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#64 2008-04-21 15:55:21
sofaking wrote:
It doesn't really mean that. It's some Japanese bitch's name combined with the suffix Maru. I wanted to rechristen it, but everyone says it's bad luck to do that, so we're stuck with the name.
I hope you get some good dates from the ad.
Nonesense. That is just supporstition for the nautically weak minded. Don't let the old wives tale fool you Sofie. No old fishwife worth her salt is going to allow her old man to have a boat named for another woman.
Name that tub anything you want.
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#65 2008-04-22 12:19:12
I just have to say, I am really surprised (or not really) that only one person replied to my ad. You'd think people could appreciate some humor.
The one that replied, said "Are you for real?" and he signed his name, which was...obviously foreign.
SAD.
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#67 2008-04-23 07:53:08
I keep flagging it for "Best Of," so don't look at me...
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#68 2008-04-23 09:00:02
It's still here:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ … 43413.html
I reposted it in Rants and Raves instead of Casual Encounters...heh. Go figure.
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#69 2008-04-23 09:42:11
So, uh, I'm of Austrian descent... Where does that put me on the list?
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#70 2008-04-24 09:39:28
Only if you promise to argue with me on every point that you have no foundation of experience in while being genius in one very narrow, specific area of life that only other fellow Einsteins would be able to converse with you about.
Throw in no transportation, and you're at least a quarter of the way there!
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#71 2008-04-24 14:34:04
I don't know, Roger. I worry that you're being a little loose with your standards. Maybe you should tighten them up a bit so you don't end up with just any old schlemiel, you know?
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#72 2008-04-24 16:10:59
Taint wrote:
I don't know, Roger. I worry that you're being a little loose with your standards. Maybe you should tighten them up a bit so you don't end up with just any old schlemiel, you know?
Yeah, guys like it when there's still tread on the tires.
Oh wait, what were we talking about again?
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#73 2008-04-24 21:14:32
'Hot, Large Boobs, and Great in Bed! (north of DC)
Reply to: pers-650743413@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-21, 3:13PM EDT
If anyone here is a foreign national, or carries a passport from a country other than Australia, Switzerland, or Canada, I am looking for sex.
If you are an incredibly intelligent science/math/engineering nerd, a socially inept dork with an ego the size of Mt. Everest, like to argue and have no ability to communicate, please apply within. Bonus points for being an eternal student at an Ivy League or Medical Institution, being a financial tight ass, a drifter, and/or being a commitment-phobe. It also helps if you're 5'8 or 5'9 and enjoy spending the bulk of your time online or watching the Spanish channel. Please be either obsessed with a fast car, or don't own one at all. Rock climbing and a gym obsession a plus. Must like large quantities of beer and/or hard liquor. Anyone? Anyone?
I'm looking into colonizing myself as a state in the United Nations. It's been suggested I start in alphabetical order. I am currently seeking Albanians, or Argentinians to get my "A" list started.
Ps having the foreign passport (more than one even) is definitely a good starting point for access to my poon.
Thank you for your time.'
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Woggah... I suggest you troll a little shallower. Also, you need to put in a Boob Shot to prove those claims.
Yer Pal,
Dusty
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#74 2008-04-24 22:00:58
Dusty wrote:
Also, you need to put in a Boob Shot to prove those claims.
Yeah, wearing those tatas I crochet'd for ya....unless they're too small...
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#75 2008-04-24 22:09:44
Lurker wrote:
Dusty wrote:
Also, you need to put in a Boob Shot to prove those claims.
Yeah, wearing those tatas I crochet'd for ya....unless they're too small...
How 'bout a clam shot to prove the boobs?
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#76 2008-04-24 22:43:17
Just Full Frontal, or a Snatch, Natchurally by golly!
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#77 2008-04-24 23:17:48
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
Lurker wrote:
Dusty wrote:
Also, you need to put in a Boob Shot to prove those claims.
Yeah, wearing those tatas I crochet'd for ya....unless they're too small...
How 'bout a clam shot to prove the boobs?
I've only seen fabric covered evidence of said perfect boobs on said smokin hot bitch, but more than enough proof for me to have faith in the existence of the blessed salty clam.
Mmm... shellfish.
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#78 2008-04-25 08:00:07
Lurker wrote:
Dusty wrote:
Also, you need to put in a Boob Shot to prove those claims.
Yeah, wearing those tatas I crochet'd for ya....unless they're too small...
HAHAH I will have to do something interesting with those. However, I'm not sure how much you'd all be excited by it...
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#79 2008-04-25 08:01:17
opsec wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
Lurker wrote:
Yeah, wearing those tatas I crochet'd for ya....unless they're too small...How 'bout a clam shot to prove the boobs?
I've only seen fabric covered evidence of said perfect boobs on said smokin hot bitch, but more than enough proof for me to have faith in the existence of the blessed salty clam.
Mmm... shellfish.
You all are a bunch of filthy old pervs.
Here's your clam shot:
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