#1 2008-06-03 01:40:59

I think I shrunk my amygdala

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#2 2008-06-03 02:08:51

What?

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#3 2008-06-03 10:13:47

I'm still waiting for one to correlate pot and obesity.

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#4 2008-06-03 13:42:54

pALEPHx wrote:

I'm still waiting for one to correlate pot and obesity.

I am willing to do that study for the low, low price of $2 million in NSF funding. It will be kind of a mashup between Supersize Me and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

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#5 2008-06-03 20:53:08

GooberMcNutly wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

I'm still waiting for one to correlate pot and obesity.

I am willing to do that study for the low, low price of $2 million in NSF funding.

Ironically, I think the military spent just about that amount to demonstrate that shooting cats in the head [metal projectile, hypothetically done to explore traumatic brain injury in humans] caused them to (A) Stop breathing; and then (B) Die. I noted, for a remarkable bit of justification, that they didn't explain why it failed to cause them to "die and THEN stop breathing" or, moreover, why this result was not better predicted among the possible outcomes of the treatment as described.

Pot can make you quiescent and fat? Ooh, Mr. Wizard, thanks!

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