That's hilarious. Simple-minded zealots of every flavour will use any excuse to extend their control. Welcome to the Land of Cars. No bonfires. No smoking. No thinking.

phoQ wrote:

Green Nazis?  I thought Nazis liked bonfires.

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Yes...they do. But I imagine they'll do their jew-killing in a new breed of groene Krematorium, and use something that does less environmental damage than Zylon B.

I especially like this part:

Laws forbidding drug use, sodomy and rough personal conduct will be replaced by laws directing people who wish to engage in such behaviors toward specialized areas of each major city, chosen from derelict neighborhoods, where alone such things are permitted.

That should clear out the 'burbs and put an end to urban sprawl. Two-thirds of all of us can huddle together in shanty town, smelling of pot and ass. But at least the trains will run on time - and on ethanol.

What kind of leftist puritan would want to ban bonfires and the joys associated with them.  Toasting marshmallows, smoking weed, and losing one’s cherry; these are memories that cause one to smile later in life.  Younger generations deserve the right to create similar memories.