Let's see a show of hands.  Who here has NOT wanted to drop-kick a baby at some point in their life?

Taint wrote:

A baby? No. A teenager? Absolutely.

Teenagers don't count.  Teenagers are universally reviled.  It is a law of physics.

Also you are a liar.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-06-16 01:53:12)

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Let's see a show of hands.  Who here has NOT wanted to drop-kick a baby at some point in their life?

Never.

I got nerves of steel. And (mostly) well behaved kids.

If you treat them well, and keep them fed and well rested, it keeps the meltdowns to a minimum. Assholes tend to neglect their children's needs, then punish the kid for a meltdown that could have been prevented with a minimum of effort.

tojo2000 wrote:

Personally I stay as far away from babies as I can.  First of all, they're ugly.  All babies are fucking disgusting, especially newborns.  Secondly, they're like an inch from death all the time, and I don't want to be the last one that touched them when they go.

I find it's best not to interact with them until they're at least 2 or 3.

Boring and Ugly is true.

An inch from death?  Shit, kids can take 10 times the punishment we can, fucking incredible how resilient babies are.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Let's see a show of hands.  Who here has NOT wanted to drop-kick a baby at some point in their life?

MY baby? Never. Other peoples babies? Only when at Wal-Mart.

Obviously misdirected rage at having to live in fuckin' Turlock.

A squalling, teething, collicky, over indulged brat? Me? Never. I love to drive around aimlessly for hours.