#2 2009-04-01 00:48:16
Next: RV's.
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#3 2009-04-01 02:41:51
Wait a minute: I could get a free boat?
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#4 2009-04-01 08:37:22
Taint wrote:
Wait a minute: I could get a free boat?
The cost of the disposals would be paid by existing fees on boat owners. Mr. Lieu said that “in a perfect world” the fear of punishment would be enough to get people to stop abandoning boats.
“But to actually enforce that would take way more governmental resources than we have,” he said.
There has never been a better time then now to obtain a large yacht and sail the world. In fact you do not even have to buy it. People will pay you a lot of money to sail away with yachts in the $2 million to about $10 million dollar range.
My next company will be sailing yachts to Dubai and Indonesia...one way.
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#5 2009-04-01 09:26:48
Can't we just round them up and give them to the Jamaicans to run their product north?
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#6 2009-04-01 11:27:01
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
My next company will be sailing yachts to Dubai and Indonesia...one way.
I'm there, dude. Anywhere, anytime.
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#7 2009-04-01 11:57:18
Shit! I don't know bubkes about sailing per se, but I know a thing or two about reading maps and using compasses, and I can cook! I'd give my lefticle for a ride on one of those waterborne monuments to greed!
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#8 2009-04-01 19:53:17
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
Shit! I don't know bubkes about sailing per se, but I know a thing or two about reading maps and using compasses, and I can cook! I'd give my lefticle for a ride on one of those waterborne monuments to greed!
You're on. Just mail me your testicle and I'll happily have you out for a ride on mine.
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#9 2009-04-02 05:27:31
What's next, Bentleys left curbside with lots of parking tickets under the windshield wiper? Boo-fucking-hoo.
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#11 2009-04-02 08:17:26
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
Shit! I don't know bubkes about sailing per se, but I know a thing or two about reading maps and using compasses, and I can cook! I'd give my lefticle for a ride on one of those waterborne monuments to greed!
I can teach any monkey to sail. The real trick will be spoofing the satellite tracking systems so the insurance company doesn't ever know what really happened to the vessel.
The highest paid position in my firm will be those who know the ins and outs of doing the months of preliminary work to create a cover long before we leave the dock.
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#12 2009-04-02 08:44:29
Nice boats "disappear" out of Miami marinas every day.
And to make it disappear, how hard would it be to give the tracking transponder to a friendly crew member on an oceangoing cargo vessel to be thrown overboard while passing through heavy weather.
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#13 2009-04-02 09:02:01
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Nice boats "disappear" out of Miami marinas every day.
And to make it disappear, how hard would it be to give the tracking transponder to a friendly crew member on an oceangoing cargo vessel to be thrown overboard while passing through heavy weather.
Something like that. The hard part is making sure you have all your ducks in a row when the investigators spend a year examining in minutiae every event and person surrounding an insured vessel. The devil is in the details.
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#15 2009-04-02 16:30:57
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
The hard part is making sure you have all your ducks in a row when the investigators spend a year examining in minutiae every event and person surrounding an insured vessel.
Minutia like the things they post in public forums?
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#16 2009-04-02 16:33:01
whosasailorthen wrote:
Just mail me your testicle and I'll happily have you out for a ride on mine.
Well, that sure sounded gay...
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#17 2009-04-02 19:49:52
Zookeeper wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Just mail me your testicle and I'll happily have you out for a ride on mine.
Well, that sure sounded gay...
That's 'ghey', pal.
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