#1 2009-06-14 07:10:19

The Freedom Fighter's Manual, with English translations.  Originally airdropped over Nicaragua in the early 80s.

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#2 2009-06-14 07:44:26

It reminds me of stuff I saw in the Loompanics catalog when I was a kid.

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#3 2009-06-14 16:17:10

Could come in handy around here once all of our companies have been "rescued" from making profits and instead put to work for the Treasury.

But does "Telephoning to make false reservations" really stick it to the man? I thought that was kind of a sophomoric prank, not hard core freedom fighters. Or is it instructions for the US version of the freedom fighter who skips philosophy lectures to spend a few hours at a Starbucks, then goes home, puts on the red bandanna, comes back and throws a flaming trashcan through the window of the same Starbucks?

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#4 2009-06-15 03:35:02

Wow, I thought the black people at my old job were just lazy and reckless, apparently if I just looked deeper into it, I would have found out they were in fact Nicaraguan Freedom fighters!

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#5 2009-06-15 09:27:27

George Carlin wrote:

If crime fighters fight crime and firefighters fight fires what do freedom fighters fight?  They never tell you that part do they?

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#6 2009-06-16 07:24:48

I'm performing a little MKULTRA work on myself, this afternoon/evening.

If I post anything remotely intelligent, that explains why.

Just giving fair warning.

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#7 2009-06-16 08:31:35

http://www.thetechzone.com/photo/data//500/810The_CIA_is_Trying_to_Steal_My_Penis.jpg

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#8 2009-06-16 12:28:30

ptah13 wrote:

I'm performing a little MKULTRA work on myself, this afternoon/evening.

If I post anything remotely intelligent, that explains why.

Just giving fair warning.

Where the hell do you bastards get hold of the shit?

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#9 2009-06-16 12:52:26

jesusluvspegging wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

I'm performing a little MKULTRA work on myself, this afternoon/evening.

If I post anything remotely intelligent, that explains why.

Just giving fair warning.

Where the hell do you bastards get hold of the shit?

Oh buddy, if you only knew.

A long time ago, I knew a lot of folks (back in the Dead Tour days) and my supply was limitless. Then, I became, "responsible" and lost touch with the entire lot of my tour buddies, while some of the folks I knew close to home either went to jail or were "born again".

Then, out of nowhere, an old hippy friend of mine showed up at my moms house (a guy I hadn't heard one word from in nearly 10 years). My mom calls and says, "Somebody here wants to say 'hi' to you!". I get on the phone and said, "don't move an inch!" and ran right over there.

Within an hour, he's providing me with several phone numbers of some of our old mutual friends. Well, one thing lead to another and, thanks to Obama raising The Dead (which is tad misleading. I've been going to "Phil Lesh and Friends" concerts almost annually and they'd feature all but 1 former Dead member.), the fun is flowing, once again!

You live close to Indiana?

You're not that cop, Zookeeper, in disguise, are you?


To be honest, I'll come across a single here and a single there, anyway. That is, up till my buddy showed up. Now I'm seeing prices comparable to '91-'92. Amazing. Same thing with HQ fluffy organically-grown indoors. Really good prices. Hell, I might have to go back to being a part-time drug dealer! lol

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#10 2009-06-16 13:05:36

If by "close to Indiana" you mean "six and a half hours from the border," then yes.

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#11 2009-06-16 14:11:48

jesusluvspegging wrote:

If by "close to Indiana" you mean "six and a half hours from the border," then yes.

I once went over 620 miles in 6 1/2 hours (and someone on this board can confirm that), including stops for gas.

So your "6 1/2 hours" may be my 4 hours. Then again, I'd probably be going 70mph the whole way, now that I think about it.


Lucky you. Indiana pretty much sucks ass.

That Johnny Couger isn't all he's cracked up to be, I can tell you that! (haha)

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#12 2009-06-16 14:14:27

Well, that's six and a half according to Google maps.  I'd be in spitting distance of the speed limit the whole way.  I used to speed, but the tickets started adding up and I spent a couple hours in the clink once, and that put an end to it.  These days I try to drive as invisibly as possible.

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#13 2009-06-17 09:44:54

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Well, that's six and a half according to Google maps.  I'd be in spitting distance of the speed limit the whole way.  I used to speed, but the tickets started adding up and I spent a couple hours in the clink once, and that put an end to it.  These days I try to drive as invisibly as possible.

I follow the 7mph rule. I was once told, by the evil fucks at the Beech Grove Police Department (where I was an Explorer jr Cop for about a week, till they nearly beat someone to death for sport-told the story before), that they really shouldn't pull anyone over who isn't doing at least 8mph over the speed limit as tire pressure and other factors of the car can make your speedometer inaccurate by up to 7mph.

So I do 70-72 in a 65, 75-76 in a 70, etc and I NEVER get pulled over.

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