#2 2009-06-23 11:48:00
Does he get to go to second banana heaven, or did he have a few underage Star Search contestants buried in his yard?
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#3 2009-06-23 12:57:28
Ed is my cousin, via marriage to his first wife.
And trust me... he is was as big of a DICK as he appears to be.
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#4 2009-06-23 13:01:11
When we were kids, my older sister used to think his name was "Egg McMahon".
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#5 2009-06-23 14:09:16
whosasailorthen wrote:
Ed is my cousin, via marriage to his first wife.
And trust me... he is was as big of a DICK as he appears to be.
Do tell. You must have a crazy story to share.
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#6 2009-06-23 14:15:06
phoQ wrote:
You must have a crazy story to share.
I'm guessing his checks always bounced.
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#7 2009-06-23 21:03:38
choad wrote:
phoQ wrote:
You must have a crazy story to share.
I'm guessing his checks always bounced.
No, but his promises always did.
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#8 2009-06-23 22:10:56
whosasailorthen wrote:
choad wrote:
I'm guessing his checks always bounced.
No, but his promises always did.
whoseascoutmasterthen you’re such a tease. I want a scary Egg McMahon story involving alcohol, prescription drugs, incontinence, underage starlets, and oversized novelty checks. Hiyo!
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#9 2009-06-23 22:37:46
phoQ wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
choad wrote:
I'm guessing his checks always bounced.
No, but his promises always did.
whoseascoutmasterthen you’re such a tease. I want a scary Egg McMahon story involving alcohol, prescription drugs, incontinence, underage starlets, and oversized novelty checks. Hiyo!
Sorry. Only the story about a man who abandoned his family and burned them financially, leaving his ex-wife more or less destitute... whilst he was drinking champagne and mingling with the Hollywood elite.
In short, a DICK.
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#10 2009-06-24 00:37:14
whosasailorthen wrote:
Ed is my cousin, via marriage to his first wife.
And trust me... he is was as big of a DICK as he appears to be.
Your cousine has been reduced to a “prior relationship” that produced at least one child according to Wikepedia. Her name, years married to Dickhead, and the birthdates of your first cousins once removed are not given except for the one who is deceased. This tells me the breakup was exceptionally nasty and that you should get in touch with the tabloids immediately for a bit of pocket change.
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#11 2009-06-24 01:13:48
fnord wrote:
This tells me the breakup was exceptionally nasty and that you should get in touch with the tabloids immediately for a bit of pocket change.
There's no reparation large enough to wipe that memory away.
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#12 2009-06-24 07:43:22
fnord wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Ed is my cousin, via marriage to his first wife.
And trust me... he is was as big of a DICK as he appears to be.Your cousine has been reduced to a “prior relationship” that produced at least one child according to Wikepedia. Her name, years married to Dickhead, and the birthdates of your first cousins once removed are not given except for the one who is deceased. This tells me the breakup was exceptionally nasty and that you should get in touch with the tabloids immediately for a bit of pocket change.
Or do a bit if Wiki "fact correction" on the Egg McMahon page.
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#13 2009-06-24 13:26:06
He was doing all these goofball commercials just before he kicked. I wonder how much he died owing.
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#14 2009-06-24 13:54:18
whosasailorthen wrote:
a man who abandoned his family and burned them financially, leaving his ex-wife more or less destitute... whilst he was drinking champagne and mingling with the Hollywood elite.
Thanks for the tale. What a surprise. Another celebrity ditched the little people who helped them before their success. Only assholes make it to the top.
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#15 2009-06-24 23:22:21
fnord wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Ed is my cousin, via marriage to his first wife.
And trust me... he is was as big of a DICK as he appears to be.Your cousine has been reduced to a “prior relationship” that produced at least one child according to Wikepedia. Her name, years married to Dickhead, and the birthdates of your first cousins once removed are not given except for the one who is deceased. This tells me the breakup was exceptionally nasty and that you should get in touch with the tabloids immediately for a bit of pocket change.
Ha. That's interesting - mention of all of his previous wives was removed in the past 24 hours. Cute. Just one more way Cousin Ed is reaching from the grave to prove what a DICK he is. His current wife, I am sure, is behind that move.
IMDB still has it, though...
Spouse:
Pam Hurn (22 February 1992 - present)
Victoria Valentine (6 March 1976 - 1989) (divorced) 1 child
Alyce Ferrill (5 July 1949 - 1976) (divorced) 4 children
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