#2 2009-07-02 11:28:53
This happened awhile ago here. The baby survived, because the mom stabbed the snake in time.
They were pet-sitting, and it attacked their even younger baby.
The baby was taken away from them for many months, until they promised to stop being so white trashy in court.
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#3 2009-07-02 13:37:23
Why didn’t the snake try to eat baby Shaiunna after strangling her, and what the fuck kind of name is Shaiunna? Why do stupid, made up names make me angry?
Where has jesus been? I thought he was the resident snake expert.
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#4 2009-07-02 13:55:42
phoQ wrote:
Where has jesus been? I thought he was the resident snake expert.
Probably sitting at the right hand of God almighty, judging the quick and the dead. Or stoned. One or the other.
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#5 2009-07-02 14:33:00
phoQ wrote:
Why didn’t the snake try to eat baby Shaiunna after strangling her, and what the fuck kind of name is Shaiunna? Why do stupid, made up names make me angry?
Where has jesus been? I thought he was the resident snake expert.
Jesus has been very busy with all the celebrity deaths as of late. You don't think they leave greeting such important people to St. Peter, do you?
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#6 2009-07-02 15:04:00
phoQ wrote:
Why didn’t the snake try to eat baby Shaiunna after strangling her, and what the fuck kind of name is Shaiunna? Why do stupid, made up names make me angry?
Where has jesus been? I thought he was the resident snake expert.
All names are made up, get over it
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#7 2009-07-02 15:41:31
orangeplus wrote:
All names are made up, get over it
Yeah, I know I’m being stupid, but not why. They’re just being creative, or pretentious. I have friends who did this to their children.
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#10 2009-07-02 23:57:46
Among the comments:
At least it wasn't a pit bull!"
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#11 2009-07-04 14:32:23
phoQ wrote:
Where has jesus been? I thought he was the resident snake expert.
Those boulders aren't getting any lighter.
Note to self: in future, pick disciples who know enough to pick a cave that's not in a gully. I thought I'd never get out of that damned thing.
...as to the snake, anybody with a serpent the size/aggression of a Burmese needs to keep it in a heavy-duty cage with a lock on it. The terrarium with cinder blocks weighing down the lid just does not cut it for anything bigger than about 3'.
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#12 2009-07-04 15:07:02
Did you at least have a chamber pot in there? Can't you turn piss into beer?
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#13 2009-07-04 16:17:20
Howdy, Jesus!
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#14 2009-07-04 16:20:10
I want to know which brand of bleach Jesus uses. His whites aren't just white, they're bright!
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#16 2009-07-05 00:29:12
I use whatever store brand "ultra" bleach is cheapest.
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#17 2009-07-05 00:34:14
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I use whatever store brand "ultra" bleach is cheapest.
Betcha you'll be sold on OxiClean pretty soon.
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#18 2009-07-05 00:35:47
whosasailorthen wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I use whatever store brand "ultra" bleach is cheapest.
Betcha you'll be sold on OxiClean pretty soon.
Nah, coke addicts go straight to the other place.
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