#2 2010-04-29 19:58:01
So sweet to see different generations in the family bonding like that.
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#4 2010-04-29 20:17:49
How long until he run's off with the surrogate?
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#5 2010-04-29 20:28:07
Ewwww. Perhaps they are Egyptian, or European Royalty in disguise?
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#6 2010-04-29 22:43:53
I was just coming here to post this story.
Damn you.
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#7 2010-04-29 23:32:20
I wonder what kind of lube they use to soften her dry, leathery, fissured and dusty tunnel of horrors! I'm sure lots of old women who've given up on sex because it's become too painful would love to know the answer to that question!
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#8 2010-04-29 23:44:37
Just imagine the wrinkley breasts and sagging buttocks.
I'm going to go throw up now...
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#9 2010-05-01 00:01:42
I think I'll go watch Harold & Maude now.
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#10 2010-05-01 00:10:53
Karenw and Poopcorn remain ominously silent.
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#11 2010-05-01 00:35:00
Let's get this straight. The dad will now be his own grandfather, and the child will be his uncle as well as her adopted great grandchild. The poor little fucker is going to have high anxiety on back to school night.
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#12 2010-05-01 01:11:54
fnord wrote:
I wonder what kind of lube they use to soften her dry, leathery, fissured and dusty tunnel of horrors! I'm sure lots of old women who've given up on sex because it's become too painful would love to know the answer to that question!
At this point, I'm assuming the bootyhole is her "lady" now. You know with the Crohne's and all, it's a guaranteed moistfest.
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#13 2010-05-01 01:25:10
choad wrote:
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Karenw and Poopcorn remain ominously silent.
Am I poopcorn, then?
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#14 2010-05-01 05:38:42
You're confusing "ominous silence" with "speechless."
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