#1 2007-11-10 18:46:43
Just go this email on the info at high-street.org email address, I thought might be amusing:
GOD`S LOVE INTERCESSORY GROUP
Our mail link's working and when this floated over the side here, I wondered how the fuck they found us so fast.
What do you say, George? Should I email CDWitless in Japan with our recent change of address? We need at least one token Christian, for holy inspiration, if nothing else.
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#2 2007-11-10 21:55:53
Chuckie wrote:
You are a child of God created in His image and likeness . . .
God should really get that suspicious mole looked at.
Chuckie wrote:
Secondly, ask for the Holy Spirit to fill you (Luke 11:13, Acts 19:5-6).
A church that promotes sodomy? I certainly have to give them points there.
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#3 2007-11-10 22:03:50
Ohh... fill me, baby....
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#4 2007-11-10 22:24:10
Goddamn it, if anybody's gonna do any faith healing around here, it's gonna be ME. Motherfucker's trying to muscle in on my turf.
Dearest High-Street internet perverts, goggle-eyed mutants, and basement-bound fatasses,
I stand slightly above you on this pulpit, so clearly I am your superior! Be grateful that guh-HAWD is a-reachin' you to-DAY from the deep recesses of My sacred pineal gland! KNEEL, MAGGOTS! Kneel before the god-Lie that lieth within your glands (TIHKAL, chapter six), for the god-Lie so hateth our society that It gaveth Its only begotten son. Blessed is the god-Lie, and the fruit of Its womb, Shulgin.
Touch your hand to the screen, brethren, touch your hand to the screen and feel the god-Lie's healing cathode rays! I do COMMAND the shadows from thine eyes in the name of the god-Lie! I speak hallucinatory abundance into your life and declare that you are moving inwards and outwards simultaneously. May thy pornography collection ever prosper, and thine hard drive never run out of free space! May thine alcoholic blackouts be the source of scandalized gossip amongst thine friends for many years! In the name of the god-Lie thou shalt drive past police officers while intoxicated, and by the blessings of the god-Lie thou shalt not be stopped, for the Filth are anathema to the Lord. I speak unto you a blessing of curable sexually transmitted diseases, and they shall not scar thine cock from sores, nay, nor thine slattern cunt.
Please, call on Me (I'm in the phone book under "Federal Bureau of Investigation") to share your testimony or send Me an email. Tell the operator your name, your address, and that you've taken seven children hostage and you'll be forwarded to our Ministry.
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#5 2007-11-10 23:05:03
Couldn't help it. I had to fuck with the guy:
toGodsloveinterc@yahoo.de,
dateNov 10, 2007 11:03 PM
subjectGod Bless you!
mailed-bygmail.com
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Hello sir,
I have been a member of the website high-street.org for a week or so
now, and it is a sort of Sodom and Gomorrah. I took part in all the
heathenry, but when your email was posted I read your sincere words
and was moved to read the bible. I read the verses you suggessted,
and now I m looking for God's love to wash away my sins. Can you
counsel me on being a better Christian? I want to seek God's warmth
and love in my life. I want to take him into my heart and keep him
close to my breast for the rest of my life. I want to enter his
healing waters and be washed clean of sin. How do I become a godly
woman? How do I overcome all of the temptations in my life?
I am tempted by greed, I am tempted by gossip and thievery, but more
than anything I am tempted by the sins of the flesh. I don't know why
I'm telling you this, you're a complete stranger, but ever since I was
a young girl I have been very interested in the sins of the flesh.
How do I banish these thoughts and deeds from my mind? Can God
forgive me for being impure?
Please help me!
Your sister in Christ,
Charley Doe
I'll let you know if he responds.
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#6 2007-11-10 23:22:43
orangeplus wrote:
Just go this email on the info at high-street.org email address, I thought might be amusing:
GOD`S LOVE INTERCESSORY GROUP
When this floated over the side here - our mail link's working - I wondered how the fuck they found us so fast.
What do you say, George? Should I email CDWitless in Japan with our recent change of address? We need at least one token Christian for holy inspiration, if nothing else.
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#7 2007-11-10 23:36:00
orangeplus wrote:
What do you say, George? Should I email CDWitless in Japan with our recent change of address? We need at least one token Christian, for holy inspiration, if nothing else.
I was thinking about that dude the other night, but I couldn't remember his screen name for the life of me. I do remember his assertion that overpopulation is a myth and there is room for all the people on Earth to live comfortably in one U.S. state (I think it was Wyoming). And then there was the time he posted out of nowhere to compare having sex to eating out of a toilet...Well, you had to be there.
As for sending out an invitation: I was born and raised in the Buckle on the Bible Belt, and if you forget everything else I ever wrote, remember this: Evangelical Christians never have to be invited to anything. They will find us. And they will come, and they will post, no matter how unwanted they are. In fact, the more viciously they are rejected, the more validated they feel. It makes 'em happy when you profane the name of Jesus and tell 'em to fuck off--because they get to pretend they are martyrs, and because they get to forgive you.
Goddamn I hate those fucking people...
P.S. to feisty: Heee.
P.P.S. to jesusluvspegging: Heee to this also.
Please, call on Me (I'm in the phone book under "Federal Bureau of Investigation") to share your testimony or send Me an email. Tell the operator your name, your address, and that you've taken seven children hostage and you'll be forwarded to our Ministry.
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#8 2007-11-10 23:57:19
George Orr wrote:
I was born and raised in the Buckle on the Bible Belt, and if you forget everything else I ever wrote, remember this: Evangelical Christians never have to be invited to anything. They will find us.
We've evicted fundy fruitcakes here in Massachusetts ever since Roger Williams. Sadly, he stopped in Rhode Island. Anymore, we ship 'em overnight express to thumper central, sometimes with a layover in Florida.
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#9 2007-11-11 00:10:53
George Orr wrote:
P.S. to feisty: Heee.
Can I get an "Amen" brothers and sisters?
Say Amen!
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#10 2007-11-11 00:27:15
How annoying is that SquirrelMail panel. BTW, you do know that this URL is one character away from a Baptist church, rite? That aside, spammers bomb whole lists of domains, pretty much as soon as they're registered. It might take a few weeks, but if the address is shown anywhere on this site, or in an unsecured whois listing, a bot designed to find it could have collected it days ago. I average about four of those a day. Just turn on the spam filtering and junk mail reporting, if you're using DH's webmail (which sucks).
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#11 2007-11-11 23:27:56
Feisty wrote:
I want to take him into my heart and keep him close to my breast . . .
< Scottydence > Fap, fap, fap < /Scottydence >
choad wrote:
What do you say, George? Should I email CDWitless in Japan with our recent change of address?
Okay, I realize that I'm not Snowball; But, by all means, yes! CD was one of my favorite victims . . . Er, posters. Bring him on in.
Pale wrote:
BTW, you do know that this URL is one character away from a Baptist church, rite?
He should. We've certainly pointed it outenough times. And, just what "rite" do you speak of? You're not one of those damned pageans, are you? Have you heard the word of Dog? He loves you, and wants only to save you from yourself. He does hate fags, though (As well as anybody who wears a cotton/polyester blend - Man, that Leviticus was one up-tight bastard); So, we could have a bit of a problem here. Hold on, let me see if I can get him on the phone (You would think that Dog would have call waiting; But, No . . .).
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#12 2007-11-12 01:30:32
Decadence wrote:
Have you heard the word of Dog? He loves you, and wants only to save you from yourself. He does hate fags, though (As well as anybody who wears a cotton/polyester blend - Man, that Leviticus was one up-tight bastard); So, we could have a bit of a problem here. Hold on, let me see if I can get him on the phone (You would think that Dog would have call waiting; But, No . . .).
Dog, Dog, Dog... wait a minute. Isn't he an airline pilot?
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#13 2007-11-12 02:46:03
Pageans...are those people who worship the Internets?
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#14 2007-11-12 03:55:11
tojo2000 wrote:
Pageans...are those people who worship the Internets?
They wear blood-soaked tiaras and parade around in bathing suites, waiting to be judge on their talons. All part of life's rich pagean.
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#15 2007-11-19 08:36:37
WOW! You fuckers are going STRAIGHT to Hell. Except you Taint. You will be going in your own way.
Yours in Christ,
Bigcat
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#16 2007-11-19 08:39:01
Taint wrote:
Decadence wrote:
Have you heard the word of Dog? He loves you, and wants only to save you from yourself. He does hate fags, though (As well as anybody who wears a cotton/polyester blend - Man, that Leviticus was one up-tight bastard); So, we could have a bit of a problem here. Hold on, let me see if I can get him on the phone (You would think that Dog would have call waiting; But, No . . .).
Dog, Dog, Dog... wait a minute. Isn't he an airline pilot?
NO! He's a racist BOUNTY HUNTER! Don't you watch the tellie at all?
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#17 2007-11-19 15:07:19
Bigcat wrote:
Except you Taint. You will be going in your own way.
No, no. I have it on the best of authorities that he, too, shall be joining us in eternal damnation. Jealous much? Tee hee...
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#18 2007-11-19 16:07:45
I was making a play on words with "STRAIGHT to hell" just nobody got it.
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#19 2007-11-19 17:00:14
Bigcat wrote:
I was making a play on words with "STRAIGHT to hell" just nobody got it.
Doesn't matter. I'm Buddhist. I'm in Hell already.
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#20 2007-11-19 17:22:38
Bigcat wrote:
I was making a play on words with "STRAIGHT to hell" just nobody got it.
We got it. We were just way too busy orgasming over our own witticisms to pay any attention.
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