#2 2011-04-23 18:20:00
Gawd hates Teyaxuss.
Gawd and I have something in common.
Hey Sarge.
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#3 2011-04-23 18:45:34
I enjoyed the time I spent in 1970's El Paso.
Hey yourself, George Orr.
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#4 2011-04-23 20:19:43
Hey, it's Texas, they handle their finances through magical thinking as well.
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#5 2011-04-23 21:33:04
I would think that proclamation violates the US constitution.
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#6 2011-04-24 05:51:59
Rick Perry wrote:
I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers . . .
Fuck! And, I am fresh out of sacrificial virgins. Should have caught me last week, Mate.
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#7 2011-04-24 16:08:52
I would light candles in front of my icons of the severed heads of the holy martyrs Anne Boleyn and Lady Jane Grey, but I absolutely loathe Texas.
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#8 2011-04-24 19:22:06
Maybe we should mount an email campaign to rick Perry's office along the lines of: "God wouldn't piss in Baha Colorado's mouth if it's stomach were on fire."
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#9 2011-04-25 10:14:40
I liked it when we had politicians who said things about the weather and rape. Can't do anything about it, might as well just enjoy it. Of course saying things like that doesn't get them elected. Suggesting we pray for rain is hardly worth bitching about.
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#10 2011-04-25 18:41:37
hedgewizard wrote:
I liked it when we had politicians who said things about the weather and rape. Can't do anything about it, might as well just enjoy it. Of course saying things like that doesn't get them elected. Suggesting we pray for rain is hardly worth bitching about.
I quite agree, but an official proclamation is.
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#11 2011-04-26 12:57:37
WTF, where are the Indians? Did the Texans kill all of them, or what? According to protocol, this is their job.
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#12 2011-04-26 16:00:47
Tall Paul wrote:
hedgewizard wrote:
I liked it when we had politicians who said things about the weather and rape. Can't do anything about it, might as well just enjoy it. Of course saying things like that doesn't get them elected. Suggesting we pray for rain is hardly worth bitching about.
I quite agree, but an official proclamation is.
If the official proclamation carries the weight of law, along with enforcement, I'll be getting a rifle out of the safe. Until then I'll let him suggest we pray for rain all he wants. That's certainly not going to be the deciding factor in whether he gets my vote or not.
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#13 2011-04-26 21:23:40
phreddy wrote:
WTF, where are the Indians? Did the Texans kill all of them, or what? According to protocol, this is their job.
Any who are left are smart enough to hide themselves among the Messkins.
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#14 2011-04-26 22:22:41
George Orr wrote:
phreddy wrote:
WTF, where are the Indians? Did the Texans kill all of them, or what? According to protocol, this is their job.
Any who are left are smart enough to hide themselves among the Messkins.
I checked; there are only three small reservations in all of Texas. I imagine the few self-identified American Indians in Texas would give the governor a list of items he could shove up his ass if he were to ask them to perform a rain dance.
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#15 2011-04-26 23:38:38
Last October, on the "Wait, wait, don't tell me " radio show, there was a suggestion that the traditional World Series bet between city mayors go like this:
If the Texas Rangers won, Texas could secede from the Union. If the Giants won, Texas HAD to secede from the Union.
Who among us doesn't wish this could be real?
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