#1 2012-04-19 20:58:14
In barely two weeks, we've been told of the deaths of Mike Wallace, Dick Clark, Levon Helm and Jonathan Frid. Whose death would you like to hear of next?
Don't see your personal choice? Let me know in the comments!
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#2 2012-04-19 21:30:02
I was unhappy to hear of Levon Helm's death.
Take a load off Levon, have a good trip.
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#3 2012-04-20 00:20:58
Not Barnabas Collins! Say it isn't so! He was supposed to be immortal!
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#4 2012-04-20 05:39:05
I know this won't be a popular choice, but I vote for the complete destruction of human life on two continents: Africa (which has had very little purpose since Abolition) and Asia (for you ethicists: I'm pretty sure that Asians are monoclonal, so it wouldn't be 4-billion deaths, just 4-billion "instances" of a single death). I would also like to suggest that from here on in we instantly kill anyone who achieves celebrity status.
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#5 2012-04-20 08:57:53
fnord wrote:
Not Barnabas Collins! Say it isn't so! He was supposed to be immortal!
Can the undead die?
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#6 2012-04-20 09:42:31
I went Tebow, just to see his disciples crying in the streets.
The entire cast of Jersey Shore, those cunts (and their cuntlets) from Toddlers & Tiaras and any other similar show, Kardashians..... Could go on for months.
God Bless America!
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#7 2012-04-20 09:44:09
XregnaR wrote:
I went Tebow, just to see his disciples crying in the streets.
The entire cast of Jersey Shore, those cunts (and their cuntlets) from Toddlers & Tiaras and any other similar show, Kardashians..... Could go on for months.
God Bless America!
I don't want the Kardashians to die until they suck my huge black cock.
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#8 2012-04-20 16:57:19
I'm ready for Ozzy to step off. Think of the Metal moaning and gnashing of bloody teeth.
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#9 2012-04-20 17:54:30
Bigcat wrote:
fnord wrote:
Not Barnabas Collins! Say it isn't so! He was supposed to be immortal!
Can the undead die?
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Abdul Alhazred
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#10 2012-04-20 17:56:33
Bigcat wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
I went Tebow, just to see his disciples crying in the streets.
The entire cast of Jersey Shore, those cunts (and their cuntlets) from Toddlers & Tiaras and any other similar show, Kardashians..... Could go on for months.
God Bless America!I don't want the Kardashians to die until they suck my huge black cock.
Dude, that just asking for all kinds of nasty diseases!
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#11 2012-04-20 18:00:20
Basically, anyone who has done, is doing or will do a reality show.
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#12 2012-04-20 18:05:05
WCL wrote:
I know this won't be a popular choice, but I vote for the complete destruction of human life on two continents: Africa (which has had very little purpose since Abolition) and Asia (for you ethicists: I'm pretty sure that Asians are monoclonal, so it wouldn't be 4-billion deaths, just 4-billion "instances" of a single death). I would also like to suggest that from here on in we instantly kill anyone who achieves celebrity status.
I'm not quite as radical as you on this one. I agree with you about Africans, as they are not fully human and are nothing more than useless eaters. Asians however are trainable, and make excellent industrial drones. We need them as a source of cheap industrial labor; who would make our iPods if they were exterminated? A culling of the Asian herd is in order though, as there are more of them than necessary.
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#13 2012-04-20 19:47:07
fnord wrote:
Not Barnabas Collins! Say it isn't so! He was supposed to be immortal!
I know--I was bummed about the other folks but Barnabas was like the final straw.
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#14 2012-04-20 19:59:31
fnord wrote:
WCL wrote:
I know this won't be a popular choice, but I vote for the complete destruction of human life on two continents: Africa (which has had very little purpose since Abolition) and Asia (for you ethicists: I'm pretty sure that Asians are monoclonal, so it wouldn't be 4-billion deaths, just 4-billion "instances" of a single death). I would also like to suggest that from here on in we instantly kill anyone who achieves celebrity status.
I'm not quite as radical as you on this one. I agree with you about Africans, as they are not fully human and are nothing more than useless eaters. Asians however are trainable, and make excellent industrial drones. We need them as a source of cheap industrial labor; who would make our iPods if they were exterminated? A culling of the Asian herd is in order though, as there are more of them than necessary.
As a young physical anthro student I took a look at the works of the ironically named Carleton Coon, who argued for the quantitatively determinable inferiority of the fuscous races, but his science seemed to hinge on a grudge - it did not, for example, seem particularly open to falsification. Even in the link you provided, which I will read fairly when I have a moment, I catch a whiff of petitio principii in the opening questions.
To be honest, I don't much care if niggers are "human" or not, because I'm not very fond of "humans" of any colour. I live in Canada, and our niggers tend to be much better educated, more polite, and less noisy than the kind you herd in the States. (Odd ain't it - darkies are much less ignorant and aggressive when you feed and educate them - I wonder if that applies to white people, too.) For the most part I've had pleasant encounters with porch monkeys, including a beloved high-school science teacher and a really sweet prostitute who used to strut her funky stuff outside my house in Montreal.
I chose to empty Africa because (for whatever reason) the Continental niggers seem unable to govern or even feed themselves without recourse to interminable genocide. To make matters worse, they're hopelessly mired in any manner of blood magics, including Christianity. As for the Chinks and the Chinklikes, it's all a matter of breeding. They need to stop, or somebody needs to stop them. We laugh at the size of their gonads, but face it - they do the job. In a few thousand years we'll all have yellow skin and sport pricks the size of a fruit fly's wedding tackle.
As for celebrities, I'm serious about that. Until we stop paying homage to other people's egos, we will never repair our own selves. We are caught, buzzing loudly like dying flies, in the trap of our own trivial natures.
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#15 2012-04-20 20:53:23
George Orr wrote:
fnord wrote:
Not Barnabas Collins! Say it isn't so! He was supposed to be immortal!
I know--I was bummed about the other folks but Barnabas was like the final straw.
Ok this is bizarro, I was just out for my evening constitutional and by the light of Jupiter dropping across the crimson sky I circumnavigated the castle that was Barnabas's Collinwood Mansion. Sneaking peaks in the windows of the massive and now mostly dormant great hall. To come home after dark and find the news of his passing.
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#16 2012-04-20 22:56:37
No fair asking to cremate a whole continent! Kill only as much as you can eat is the rule. If Tebow is struck by lightning on his first appearance playing for Noo Yawk in Denver, I hope he survives to become a laughingstock, so I won't vote for him to die.
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#17 2012-04-21 12:43:40
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#18 2012-04-21 15:10:12
All Prius drivers.
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#19 2012-04-21 16:11:16
Taint wrote:
All Prius drivers.
Ooh, I regret not thinking of that myself.
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#20 2012-04-21 17:35:50
Any baker who defiles a loaf by slicing it. Scratch that. Anyone on the SF Board of Supervisors. Fuck it, the whole state of CA!
edit: Sorry, ignore me, unless you want my flu contagion. I'm out of my nut with boredom.
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#21 2012-04-21 18:33:11
Whoa, I couldn't wished for this, but there were occasions when I did...
"The meanest man in American politics," according to Pat Buchanan, as quoted by Hunter Thompson.
I knew this asshole. He was my old man's fraternity brother and married my mother's college roommate. Dumped her for his secretary.
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#22 2012-04-21 19:35:14
choad wrote:
"The meanest man in American politics," according to Pat Buchanan, as quoted by Hunter Thompson.
That guy?! Jesus, that guy got his reputation as the meanest motherfucker who ever lived from his cohorts in Washington. During the Nixon administration.
Holy shit, notables are droppin' like flies this month. Got my fingers crossed for Murdoch.
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#23 2012-04-21 19:41:46
The saint among sinners in that crowd was John Dean. Hope he lives happily to a hundred. The man can write.
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#24 2012-04-21 21:10:27
choad wrote:
Whoa, I couldn't wished for this, but there were occasions when I did...
"The meanest man in American politics," according to Pat Buchanan, as quoted by Hunter Thompson.
I knew this asshole. He was my old man's fraternity brother and married my mother's college roommate. Dumped her for his secretary.
His next incarnation will be as an intestinal parasite!
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#25 2012-04-21 21:41:10
fnord wrote:
choad wrote:
Whoa, I couldn't wished for this, but there were occasions when I did...
"The meanest man in American politics," according to Pat Buchanan, as quoted by Hunter Thompson.
I knew this asshole. He was my old man's fraternity brother and married my mother's college roommate. Dumped her for his secretary.His next incarnation will be as an intestinal parasite!
Wait... wasn't he just one in this life?
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#26 2012-04-21 22:13:28
His first marriage, in an old stone chapel my grandfather rebuilt, was attended by lowing cow, dressed as a bridegroom.
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