#1 2007-12-10 19:33:48

Merry Cthulhumas!

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#2 2007-12-11 03:02:51

Not to spite your lurv-lee ditty, but who needs an Ancient One? If High Street, Cruel, Rotten, SA.com and others are any indication, then mankind does an exemplary job of mortifying itself. Don't believe me? Just try to buy a Wii this Xmas. O, teh horrer.

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#3 2007-12-11 11:27:30

Heretic, ye shall be first to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar this season, I can tell you. I, for one, welcome our elder god masters and eagerly await the coming of the dreamer.

I am the keymaster.

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#4 2007-12-11 12:23:58

You're all doomed to hell. You'd better read the truth and get saved, or you're fucked.

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#5 2007-12-11 17:54:30

Ooh, a Chick tract. How piquantly awful! What's your hat size?

As for being roasted, sorry. I've already been to teh depthz. Turns out, I was only holding your seat.

Tee hee.

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#6 2007-12-12 02:38:01

Nope. I stand by this post, Pale. Chick has been posted many a time before on Cruel. Like diamonds, Chick is always appropriate.

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#7 2007-12-12 15:08:42

I really wasn't suggesting it was an actual asshat, just a recurrent theme. I linked to the parodies, not the 'originals.' Either is amusing, in its own way. I suppose, if I've got the time this week, I might draw up a "Cthulhu Tract." Any suggestions what moral lesson he should be espousing in three frames or less?

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#8 2007-12-12 15:12:53

One should live life in fear.

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