This puritan old hag needs to have the book thrown at her for theft and contempt of court.  She should be given the maximum sentence plus restitution for court and imprisonment costs.  While serving her time cleaning the prison toilets with a toothbrush, she should be subjected to daily cavity checks by butch dyke guards.

Not related really but here is a story:

This asshole at my work is a Jehovah's Witness so obviously he skips out on all the Holiday food and shit that is around BUT had no problem accepting a VISA gift card that someone placed on his desk. Reminds me of the fucking morons who have sex before being married but won't have an abortion because of something to do with what is morally right in God's eyes.

I'm stoned and hungry so I'm ranting and probably not even eh

Crimes against libraries are most heinous (To quote Bill of Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure).

Libraries are the ONE government service that serves everyone, without political agenda, for very little money and actually improves the general human condition.

First offense, cut off her left hand. Second offense, the right one.