#1 2007-12-14 07:43:14
Here's a few to get us started:
I keep your tampons
And put them in the freezer
stalker popsicles
Help! Emergency!
My cock is stuck up my ass
And I need to piss!
The yeast infection:
It's not just for vaginas
Take a bath, fatty
Upon the bedsheet:
Bloody cum or bloody pus?
The whore's dilemma
Electric toothbrush
Cannot compete with chronic
Coprophagia
My jizz contains lumps
Your mom calls it, "Chicken soup
for my cunny-hole."
Leper fucks zombie
Until the dick breaks off, then
Zombie fucks leper
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#2 2007-12-14 08:15:06
hot corn on the cob
melted butter in my ass
hot buttered popcorn!
sorry. I'll go back to being lame now.
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#3 2007-12-14 14:14:12
Slipping and sliding
farting noises make me laugh
queef means I love you
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#4 2007-12-14 18:29:55
Acrid flatulence
Searing buttocks, melting clothes
Welcome to High Street
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#5 2007-12-14 23:37:10
Haiku Ode to Spam
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viagra, thick cock
bigger breasts, no surgery
come, suck my catling.
Last edited by tojo2000 (2007-12-14 23:37:34)
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#6 2007-12-15 02:35:44
on tonight's menu
pink taco in a white sauce
five-star vagina
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#7 2007-12-16 10:06:50
my dong is real big
your butt hole is really tight
oops, now you're bleeding!
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#8 2007-12-17 01:58:44
rape rape rape rape rape
it's a good thing you're of age
i'm morally sound
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#10 2007-12-17 17:17:41
MSG Tripps wrote:
Asshat of a contest. [By 40 some years.]
I think you're missing out on the whole asshat concept. If we required everything posted to be the first posting of its kind ever then we're all fucked. I seem to recall King Solomon bemoaning the fact that everything had already been done before.
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#11 2007-12-17 18:07:03
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#12 2007-12-17 18:08:32
tojo2000 wrote:
missing out on the whole concept
no shit ?
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#13 2007-12-17 19:23:16
an asshat for me?
you'd rather i just link-whore?
lick my crack, douchebags
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#14 2007-12-17 19:37:00
jesusluvspegging wrote:
an asshat for me?
you'd rather i just link-whore?
lick my crack, douchebags
Straight ahead, ya'll
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#15 2007-12-17 19:39:34
And now for something completely different.
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#16 2007-12-17 21:38:09
Kokigami is
Origami for the wang
Flying paper dongs
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#17 2007-12-17 21:39:53
Are you sure that's not spelled "Cockigami"?
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#18 2007-12-17 21:44:26
tojo2000 wrote:
Are you sure that's not spelled "Cockigami"?
Nope.
Get your copy of the book while you still can. It's gotta be a best seller.
http://www.amazon.com/Kokigami-Performa … 1580082459
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#19 2007-12-17 22:57:33
i'll suck diseased cock
and sell my ass for just one
Get Your War On fix
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#20 2007-12-18 13:39:31
looking for my porno
high street always satisfies
my non mainstream kink
diaper wearing furry
grandma exhibitionists
sharing a single cup
I know I can find
at least one thread with video
plus bonus ass hat
head phones, door closed, check
clicking on my favorite secret link
brings instant pleasure
click click fap fap fap
an illicit extacy
Oh noes! I am caught!
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#21 2007-12-18 14:23:08
sounding with chopsticks
a bloody zip-tie cock ring
i have stranger wank
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#22 2007-12-22 10:41:42
It's the Holidays
Family stinking up my house
Sleeping on couches
Putting stones to wife
Not easy with light sleepers.
Keep your mouth shut bitch!
Lube and beads are fine
Blindfold and nipple clamps work
Suck without slurping
Fucking like secret agents
Sneaky, stealthy, undercover
Strange looks at breakfast
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#23 2007-12-22 12:39:03
GooberMcNutly wrote:
looking for my porno
high street always satisfies
my non mainstream kink
It's not quite "porno;" But, this should hold you for a bit: Kate's Playground.
And, now for something completely different.
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