Fantastic. Now I can tell all those anorexic/bulimic chicks that their eating disorder was really a present from Jesus!

Satan often uses those who are closest to us to cause the most trouble.

You look like you have aids! [sic]
You’re becoming a fanatic!
You’re going to become protein deficient!
Times have changed, people don’t fast any more!
Are you under a doctor’s supervision?

Yes, asking about a doctor's supervision for a sustained period of not eating seems like the work of the Devil. Only someone with malice in their heart would ever say such a thing.

Are you showing this to us because it's 'sposed to be hi-larious, or because you're really, really worried you won't get a meal before that check of yours comes in?