Lurker wrote:

give up old man

Eat your own shit and die, motherfucker.  You can only wish you could age like me.


Like what are you 45 and wretched?

Lurker wrote:

Toodles.

c'mon tojo, how could I resist, besides, he's prolly beatin' his gurlfren 'bout now, poor thing, ya know how flimsy latex is these days....

MSG Tripps wrote:

One must never forget The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play

excerpt from review of same...

THE NEGATIVE DIALECTICS OF POODLE PLAY by Ben Watson is simultaneously highly erudite and full of shit.

just like a poodle....

good lord! Hasn't your Thorazine kicked in yet? And it's GOOGLE...nevermind...

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Taint wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Taint, also an avowed bum-troubler, is less argumentative, less green-behind-the-ears, and far less annoying. He permeates his letters with violet-scented irony and incisive comments - he's almost an American Quentin Crisp.

Flatterer.

Bum-troubler.  I like the sound of that.  Almost makes me want to have anal sex with men....but not quite.  It does roll off the tongue though, kind of like...oh, never mind.

Lurker wrote:

MSG Tripps wrote:

I am a bit confused?  Who is the alpha faggot?

whomever has their dick in your mouth.....

Not (currently) in the spirit of fag bashing, but in the mood (subjunctive) perhaps, of enlightened pedagogy, I would like to point out that in your attempt to amuse us with the shockingly frank humour of the unabashedly mischievous homoseksual, you managed to make three unpardonable errors in a single seven-word sentence.

1. lack of capitalization
2. subject/object confusion
3. an excessive (perhaps gay) number of periods after the (stylistically unnecessary) ellipsis

Other than that it was a great joke.

Lurker wrote:

Uh, licky, this isn't a course in grammar.

Nor, apparently, is it a course on good writing, clear thinking or humour, which leaves you serendipitiously free to be yourself.
In a universe where inanity rocks you'd be the undisputed Elvis.
NEXT!

Lurker wrote:

BTW, you spelled serendipitiously wrong....

Typos happen, ass-angler. Stupidity simply is. I've taken the time to read over a few of your posts in other threads, and now the only question that remains is why I'm bothering to use my rather fine mind to argue with a socially inept moron.

Lurker wrote:

[faggycolor=pink]Oooo...oooo...Choad can we make this a sticky? Plz? Can we?[/faggycolor]

Turkey-lurkey lost his cool
Wilber made him lose it.
Wilber laughs, 'cause when he craps -
Turkey-lurkey chews it.

I'm done Lurkey - go right ahead and have the last word.
Playing with you was...boring.
You lack wit. (You are a lackwit.) Your posts are thin gruel with all the nutritional requirements of dysentery.
That you should post so neurotically often, a la (forgive the omission of l'accent grave) pENIx is an absolute insult to his memory. Let's put it on the table: pENIx smart - you dumb. pENIx eloquent - you dumb. Taint smart and amusing (flattery for the fluttery) - you dumb. If it were only the heteros who bash you then all this could be taken cum grano salis, but it's not just the heteros. You're giving the sisters a bad name. Be kind, Turkey-lurkey, get gifted and join the Church of Scientology. It would be a noble gesture, and a huge relief for anyone who (not whom) ever reads this board.

To the rest of you: so long for now. Please remember me now and then and spread a little hate around.
Without hate, without bile, without the balls to excise the deadwood, your board will continue to be hijacked by low-IQ neurotics like Lurkey, making it less of whatever it is that makes people with curious minds come back for more.
SO LONG FOR NOW - THIS THREAD IS DEAD AND I AM GONE!

tojo2000 wrote:

Who was that masked man?

and where are the fuckin' vagina-spiders?

GODDAMMIT, I WANT MY VAGINA-SPIDERS!!!!!

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

and where are the fuckin' vagina-spiders?

GODDAMMIT, I WANT MY VAGINA-SPIDERS!!!!!

We are fresh out of vagina spiders this evening, perhaps we could interest you in tonite's special:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

You lack wit. (You are a lackwit.) Your posts are thin gruel with all the nutritional requirements of dysentery.
That you should post so neurotically often, a la (forgive the omission of l'accent grave) pENIx is an absolute insult to his memory. Let's put it on the table: pENIx smart - you dumb. pENIx eloquent - you dumb. Taint smart and amusing (flattery for the fluttery) - you dumb. If it were only the heteros who bash you then all this could be taken cum grano salis, but it's not just the heteros. You're giving the sisters a bad name. Be kind, Turkey-lurkey, get gifted and join the Church of Scientology. It would be a noble gesture, and a huge relief for anyone who (not whom) ever reads this board.

Damn you got a purdy mouth.

Wow.  Lurker just implied in 3rd grade prose that Wilbur and I enjoy homosexual activity.   Can you say self-loathing?  Perhaps it's just jealousy, as you can't be sucking much cock when your foot is always in the way.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

You lack wit. (You are a lackwit.) Your posts are thin gruel with all the nutritional requirements of dysentery.
That you should post so neurotically often, a la (forgive the omission of l'accent grave) pENIx is an absolute insult to his memory. Let's put it on the table: pENIx smart - you dumb. pENIx eloquent - you dumb. Taint smart and amusing (flattery for the fluttery) - you dumb. If it were only the heteros who bash you then all this could be taken cum grano salis, but it's not just the heteros. You're giving the sisters a bad name. Be kind, Turkey-lurkey, get gifted and join the Church of Scientology. It would be a noble gesture, and a huge relief for anyone who (not whom) ever reads this board.

Lurker wrote:

I still can't see where self-loathing comes in to play....

Total denial, classic.

Classic, please carry on.

sofaking wrote:

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, Dhal.

I always think of Ethiopia.

As long as we keep responding it does...

tojo2000 wrote:

As long as we keep responding it does...

Tojo has a point. Obviously he understands how these things work.
I, on the other hand, am brand new to the Internets, and what a fascinating place they are.
For instance, if you don't mind non-stop homosexual narcissism and intellectual inanity,
you might have seen Turkey's queer bait thread. I checked out the first page, yawned a
few times (not enough anal creampies), and will never go back. HOWEVER - those of you
too internet-savvy to waste your time on such a moronic thread, will have missed a couple of great pics.
For you, and others, and the rest, Turkey posted his private personal wedding photos.
Here he is with his fat ugly husband. I believe Turkey has just promised to lick up
the food and shitballs that disappear into "Husband TM's" groin-crevice.
(Yes, G.0., Turkey hates women, steals their toys, and uses passive aggressive behaviour to tell
them to fuck off. It's a fag thing, but they don't all do it. Just the really sad ones.)

Here's the cutest pic of all: they dressed up their little dog to look like the bride!

Is that a Chinese Crested? I'm not sure of the breed, but it's definitely up for the ugliest mutt award.
Well, that's it for now. Back to the dull grey life I lead. How I wish I were any of you! (Except Turkey...shudder.)

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