#1 2008-04-24 08:45:54

If you aren't good enough in the sack, she can kick your ass out, it's her right, in Maryland.

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#2 2008-04-24 16:59:45

In the future, Maryland residents should have a consent form filled out before having sex.  In cases where one party is significantly more well off than the other, perhaps having a lawyer present during sex may be advisable.

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#3 2008-04-24 17:10:08

fnord wrote:

perhaps having a lawyer present during sex may be advisable.

Kinky.

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#4 2008-04-24 20:32:08

The fact that his last name is Baby only adds insult to judicial injury... Oh Baby ooooh BABY.... STOP BABY... ! 

fnord wrote:

having a lawyer present during sex may be advisable.

Old and hattable, but illustrates the point.

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#5 2008-04-24 21:25:44

fnord wrote:

In the future, Maryland residents should have a consent form filled out before having sex.  In cases where one party is significantly more well off than the other, perhaps having a lawyer present during sex may be advisable.

Baby testified that the woman agreed, as long as Baby would stop when she told him to. The woman testified that Baby continued having sex with her for five to 10 seconds after she asked him to stop.

A lawyer with a stopwatch to make sure you're out within the five second limit.

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#6 2008-04-24 21:56:00

The woman had just had sex with another man, and Baby asked the man if he could "hit that" also.

Ughh, sloppy seconds....

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