#1 2008-04-25 06:52:43
When you give the hospital permission to slice and dice your baby boy’s weenie, some old hag may rub his penis tissue all over her face.
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#2 2008-04-25 09:34:36
It's got a sour smell to it that makes you want to gag," says Blair. "But you get used to it."
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#3 2008-04-25 11:25:54
I think the way a person smells is more important than a couple wrinkles in the getting-laid-scheme-of-things. Perhaps I will change my mind in a decade, but I doubt it.
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#4 2008-04-25 13:35:36
sofaking wrote:
I think the way a person smells is more important than a couple wrinkles in the getting-laid-scheme-of-things. Perhaps I will change my mind in a decade, but I doubt it.
If you're using that cream, you ain't getting laid. People who are getting laid don't have time to worry about a few wrinkles!
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#5 2008-04-25 14:00:45
headkicker_girl wrote:
sofaking wrote:
I think the way a person smells is more important than a couple wrinkles in the getting-laid-scheme-of-things. Perhaps I will change my mind in a decade, but I doubt it.
If you're using that cream, you ain't getting laid. People who are getting laid don't have time to worry about a few wrinkles!
What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
The wrinkles...
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#7 2008-04-25 20:37:08
That reminds me....
There was this baby born with no eyelids, so they sewed the foreskin on. It worked great, he's a little cock-eyed, but he's got great fore-sight.....sorry, no link...*runs away really fast*
Last edited by Lurker (2008-04-25 20:37:50)
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#8 2008-04-26 00:07:31
Lurker wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
sofaking wrote:
I think the way a person smells is more important than a couple wrinkles in the getting-laid-scheme-of-things. Perhaps I will change my mind in a decade, but I doubt it.
If you're using that cream, you ain't getting laid. People who are getting laid don't have time to worry about a few wrinkles!
What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
The wrinkles...
What's the smartest thing to come from a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
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