I was gonna hat this (as I am apparently the fucking Hat Fairy) but it was on Cruel, and it was a while ago, so you get a pass.  I believe it was originally posted by Sofa, the YouTube Queen.

I saw it on another site at around the same time, and one of the commenters, I swear to you, was concerned about the baby's bare ass:  "Don't those people have Pampers?!"  There's so much wrong with that that none of the other commenters even knew where to begin.

Oh Fucking Hat the Link... Puhleeze.  IT was on here a week or so ago... again, and again...

I didn't think we could hat really old Cruel stuff. I certainly would have recalled seeing it, tho we can't expect to have noticed everything that ever showed up there. I found it when I was looking for that vid of a cat on a ceiling fan (not Ceiling Cat, and not watching you masturbate). Upon viewing it, I merely remarked to myself, "Oh, so they defang 'performance cobras' now? How lame." It could still leave a painful nip (makes you wanna see what happened after the baby grabbed it, no?), and venom can seep into a wound. As for the lack o' Pampers, can you imagine the disposal problem for a country of that size if they used throw-away nappies? Blecch (maybe the Ganges would smell better tho).

George Orr wrote:

I was gonna hat this (as I am apparently the fucking Hat Fairy)...

Long ago when you were the Cruel Grammar Queen, I pictured you dressed in a gown and crown, holding a wickedly spiked scepter with which you bashed the hands of the grammatically challenged.  In your new superhero role as the Hat Fairy, I’m picturing someone who resembles Glinda from The Wizard of Oz.

opsec wrote:

fnord wrote:

Long ago when you were the Cruel Grammar Queen, I pictured you dressed in a gown and crown, holding a wickedly spiked scepter with which you bashed the hands of the grammatically challenged.  In your new superhero role as the Hat Fairy, I’m picturing someone who resembles Glinda from The Wizard of Oz.

I always pictured George as the well endowed sexily bespectacled librarian with that husky voice that made the command "Quiet!" sound orgasmic.   Same picture includes her carrying a riding crop and wearing a leather corset.

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Yes Yes! (a quick image, not exactly right)

Actually.... George would be more along this line:



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Jor Jor, Leather Goddess of Barsoom (instead of Phobos).

opsec wrote:

I always pictured George as the well endowed sexily bespectacled librarian with that husky voice that made the command "Quiet!" sound orgasmic.

Everyone can pick his preferred outfit.