"If my wife goes to the bazaar without my permission, I will kill her. This is our culture," Abdul Qayum shouted scornfully during an interview in his office in the city of Jalalabad.

His colleagues laughed approvingly. "This is Afghanistan, not America," Qayum said.

These people are nothing but fucking animals. Bejeebus.

Hey these folks are not so different then us. They use the same logic as the Austrians.

A police source said: "He had a very long interrogation and he has confessed but he has showed no remorse for his victims. He is a very arrogant man."

Incredibly, Fritzl told his interrogators he had imprisoned Elisabeth at the age of 18 to protect her from falling into a life of drugs.

He allegedly told police: "I locked Elisabeth up to hide her away from drugs. I wanted to save her from drugs and from herself. She was a difficult child."

What needs to happen is the Mongols need to be reactivated.  Tell 'em how the Hazaras, their descendents, are still being treated like shit, and need to be "rescued."  Let the Chinese and the Russians arm them, if necessary, or just give them a shitload of horses.  They still make damn good bows and are able to fire them and rifles accurately, on the move.  Re-acquaint them with the policy of sewing some of those enemy leaders into leather sacks, then trampling them with horses to avoid the proscription against spilling blood...worked with the last bunch of shitheads that fucked with the Mongols...

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

What needs to happen is the Mongols need to be reactivated.  Tell 'em how the Hazaras, their descendents, are still being treated like shit, and need to be "rescued."  Let the Chinese and the Russians arm them, if necessary, or just give them a shitload of horses.  They still make damn good bows and are able to fire them and rifles accurately, on the move.  Re-acquaint them with the policy of sewing some of those enemy leaders into leather sacks, then trampling them with horses to avoid the proscription against spilling blood...worked with the last bunch of shitheads that fucked with the Mongols...

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

whosasailorthen wrote:

I'm sorry.  Islam is just too fucking complicated.

Sew 'em in a sack, I say!
Bow toward the Qiblah, pffft.  I'm telling you, we can solve all their geographic silliness with three nuclear strikes...as soon as we atomize those rocks, they can bow wherever the fuck they want.  Those molecules will be everywhere.

How can a country that produces such good hash be so fucked up? 

I suppose if you find it necessary to blow up Buddha, you can rationalize anything.   

Afghanistan bananastand.

Lurker wrote:

Rudyard Kipling

So, Lurker, you are square and know the plane?

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Hey Roger_That.

People with at least some gumption are more than likely not to hurt the gene pool.

Free at last, free at last.

[Or lost love.]

Your call.

Roger_That wrote:

Dhal, I need an interpretation.  That could be taken so many ways...

That take is about you.

Nothing about me.

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icangetyouatoe wrote:

I don't mind saying I think this war is full of shit, and people who sign up to belong to our current, volunteer military either have no other choices in life, or want to belong to a military organization, which is fine, but don't ask me to feel like they deserve some kind of special treatment or consideration over and above, say, a cop or a social worker or a fire fighter. I think there are probably a lot of great soldiers who have been lied to and made to believe that serving a pinhead liar like our president has anything to do with patriotism and anything virtuous, and my heart goes out to those who would die for such a scoundrel.

Period.

All wars always have been and always will be fairly close to what you attempted to say.

That has never stop a damn thing.

I wonder, if I might have 2 toes?

Maybe a spare finger...

Waterboard the fuckers.

ICGYaT -Can you get other parts?  A few marketable kidneys would be nice.