#1 2008-05-21 12:22:09

Researchers Find That Oral Sex Isn't Commonplace Among Young People Who Avoid Intercourse

I also found this interesting:  "Sexually experienced teens were almost four times more likely to engage in oral sex and 20 times more likely to engage in anal sex than their peers who were virgins."

20 times more likely to engage in butt sex than virgins.  No shit?  Brilliant.  I wonder how much we paid the Guttmacher Institute for this study?

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#2 2008-05-21 18:22:46

phreddy wrote:

I wonder how much we paid the Guttmacher Institute for this study?

With remarks like this: "If anything, the findings support the need to encourage more teens to delay sexual activity of all kinds, she said" it seems far more likely that they got a nice slice of that foolhardy 'abstinence only' funding of which our current Administration is so fond.

Have to admit tho, it never really occurred to me that young girls would give it up anally to avoid the technical foul of busting their precious little hymens. Someone should inform them that they don't have prostates.

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#3 2008-05-21 18:25:25

pALEPHx wrote:

phreddy wrote:

I wonder how much we paid the Guttmacher Institute for this study?

With remarks like this: "If anything, the findings support the need to encourage more teens to delay sexual activity of all kinds, she said" it seems far more likely that they got a nice slice of that foolhardy 'abstinence only' funding of which our current Administration is so fond.

Have to admit tho, it never really occurred to me that young girls would give it up anally to avoid the technical foul of busting their precious little hymens. Someone should inform them that they don't have prostates.

Because abstinence education comes with a healthy scoop of shame and guilt regarding sexual activity, I would not be very surprised to find that most of the respondents who said they had no oral or anal when they had also had no regular intercourse were lying their asses off.

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#4 2008-05-21 18:37:47

The new study analyzed data collected from a nationally representative sample of 1,150 females and 1,121 males aged 15 to 19 who were questioned in detail in 2002 for the federal government's National Survey of Family Growth.

Gee... nothing like using recent data.

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#5 2008-05-21 19:54:28

Guttmacher? isn't that German for scat rimming porn?

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#6 2008-05-21 21:55:57

pALEPHx wrote:

phreddy wrote:

I wonder how much we paid the Guttmacher Institute for this study?

With remarks like this: "If anything, the findings support the need to encourage more teens to delay sexual activity of all kinds, she said" it seems far more likely that they got a nice slice of that foolhardy 'abstinence only' funding of which our current Administration is so fond.

Have to admit tho, it never really occurred to me that young girls would give it up anally to avoid the technical foul of busting their precious little hymens. Someone should inform them that they don't have prostates.

Pale,

Every Woman who I knew who had/enjoyed anal sex, had orgasms.  You didn't do your homework.

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#7 2008-05-21 22:24:48

Dmtdust wrote:

You didn't do your homework.

...Which can probably be blamed on my using a different set of plumbing when it was available on a woman. Ostensibly, I did not have quite as much post-coital time as you did to conduct an informal questionnaire. Oh, well.

We already have High Street: Yes, There Will Be Forced Anal.

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#8 2008-05-21 22:31:48

Wait a minute. Women have anuses?

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#9 2008-05-21 22:55:08

Taint wrote:

Wait a minute. Women have anuses?

Don't be so gullible, Taint.  Of course women don't have anuses; that is a common slander.  We don't need them.

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#10 2008-05-21 23:08:02

George Orr wrote:

Taint wrote:

Wait a minute. Women have anuses?

Don't be so gullible, Taint.  Of course women don't have anuses; that is a common slander.  We don't need them.

When they do need them, they just marry one.

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#11 2008-05-21 23:25:33

Dmtdust wrote:

Pale,

Every Woman who I knew who had/enjoyed anal sex, had orgasms.  You didn't do your homework.

Quite right, the thin membranes of the lower intestine share many of the same nerve endings as thin membranes of the lower vagina.

Any real gentleman (defined as one who carries his woman around like a six-pack as opposed to dragging her by her hair) can attest to this.

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#12 2008-05-21 23:39:58

Emmeran wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Pale,

Every Woman who I knew who had/enjoyed anal sex, had orgasms.  You didn't do your homework.

Quite right, the thin membranes of the lower intestine share many of the same nerve endings as thin membranes of the lower vagina.

Any real gentleman (defined as one who carries his woman around like a six-pack as opposed to dragging her by her hair) can attest to this.

Why do cavemen drag their women around by the hair?





If they dragged them by their feet, they'd fill up with rocks.

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#13 2008-05-22 00:05:06

orangeplus wrote:

Guttmacher? isn't that German for scat rimming porn?

In fairness, there aren't many things in German that don't mean scat rimming porn.

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#14 2008-05-22 00:15:42

tojo2000 wrote:

In fairness, there aren't many things in German that don't mean scat rimming porn.

It sounds better in the original:

"In der Gerechtigkeit gibt es nicht viele Sachen auf Deutsch, die nicht die Scheiße bedeuten, die Pornografie einfaßt."

Baron Otto von Bismarck
Paris, 1877

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#15 2008-05-22 09:26:14

pALEPHx wrote:

Have to admit tho, it never really occurred to me that young girls would give it up anally to avoid the technical foul of busting their precious little hymens.

Wasn't it in some old Steven King literary tripe?

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#16 2008-05-22 09:37:55

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Wasn't it in some old Steven King literary tripe?

At first I didn't know what the hell you were talking about; but yeah, it's in The Stand.  A character who is destined to be the Bride of Evil Guy must remain a virgin for him, but she must also seduce someone, so under Evil Guy's telepathic direction she does every sexual thing under the sun except vaginal.

I wouldn't have commented, but I find it interesting that King comments in the novel on the hypocrisy of this "purity" and ascribes that hypocrisy to the mentality of evil.  He wrote it in the 70s.

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#17 2008-05-22 10:20:05

George Orr wrote:

He wrote it in the 70s.

Wasn't there a homosexual anal rape with a pistol in the revised version that was released in the 90's?

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#18 2008-05-22 12:16:54

Emmeran wrote:

George Orr wrote:

He wrote it in the 70s.

Wasn't there a homosexual anal rape with a pistol in the revised version that was released in the 90's?

There was.  According to King, the publisher had a problem, not with the length of the novel so much as with its sheer mass--they told him they'd either have to add, like, $10 to the purchase price or go broke publishing it.  So he cut something like 20,000 words.

The expanded version is superior to the original version...that is, if you like King, and I mostly do.

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#19 2008-05-22 14:16:12

George Orr wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Wasn't it in some old Steven King literary tripe?

At first I didn't know what the hell you were talking about; but yeah, it's in The Stand...

I haven't slogged through any unexpurgated King lately, but if it's in there, I'd still hold back on it having properly entered popular culture. Carrie was, after all, really about menstruation.

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#20 2008-05-22 14:31:27

pALEPHx wrote:

Carrie was, after all, really about menstruation.

Somewhere in the world there is a very interesting story, in an essay by Harlan Ellison, about the stir caused by the opening scene of the novel among the ranks of copy editors, secretaries, etc. (positions held almost universally by females) in the publishing industry.

According to Ellison, the first pages of the novel were copied and passed around, eventually making their way to other publishing houses--like a pre-Internet virus.  I remember the story from a piece Ellison wrote about Stephen King (he liked him, at least at the time).  I have no idea if it can be found on the webs anywhere.

That opening scene is a powerful piece by an undeniably talented storyteller.  King later claimed that he started Carrie after being challenged by another writer, who said he (King) could not create believable characters because he couldn't convincingly convey the mindset of anyone who isn't a white male.  King took up the challenge by trying to write a teenage girl.

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