That's what happens when you swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.  Unfortunately, their reproductive organs were unscathed.

Emmeran wrote:

Silliness appears to be contagious

OK, then. The torment will end when everybody on this board can spell "Canada" and "Canadian."

Spellings and grammers be simple....;.... but oh so borring.

Emmeran wrote:

Spellings and grammers be simple....;.... but oh so borring.

Well, that wasn't for Willy's benefit. Both you and Orangeplus have one in circulation. When we're trying to make fun of people, it just makes us look sloppy. Nyeah.

square wrote:

It's all about the lulz.

Anonymous maple leaves are going to bring down Scientology. Hooray.

Nice, Johnny. Haven't seen bagged milk up here in a couple decades, but it's the thought that counts.
Why lookie here: Some convenience store chains in the United States (such as Kwik Trip in the Midwest) sell milk in 1/2 gallon bags. MMM...enjoy your bagged milk, you decadent Americans!

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In America, fun comes in bags.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Actually, we'd be really fucking happy if you forgot we even existed.

You guys must be pretty fucking happy, we do forget you guys exist most of the time.


and fuck you all you grammar nazi's.

I CUM IN BAGS!!!!!

old ladies need lovin' too, who are you to judge?



and fuck you Paleo, it's spelled Canuckistan.

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Johnny_Rotten wrote:

!!!!

Jesus Johnny,

I couldn't get your embed to work, but the regular link works fine, so I went here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w21W6dk-_Ko

and all I have to say is

Last edited by orangeplus (2008-05-30 12:47:34)

Man, this is so much fun.  Thank you all for providing me with fresh fodder to taunt the Moose Fucker with.  I sense a good old fashion hate-fuck in the next few days.

Remember, 51st state. 

And most of you Canadian fuckers (Wilbur aside) have a really lame sense of humor. 
Christ, bunch of uptight pansies that want their wimmenfolk to birth 50 kids and wander around barefoot and fatassed in the kitchen. 

I just want to start singing Green Acres.  I don't think any Canadian man I've met can handle a real woman.  As they say though, eh.  I'm coming around ab00t our northern friends, very slowly...

headkicker_girl wrote:

I don't think any Canadian man I've met can handle a real woman.  As they say though, eh.  I'm coming around ab00t our northern friends, very slowly...

I've only dated one Canadian...good in bed; bad at everything else...like earning a living.  He moved from Toronto to Vancouver because he wanted to collect unemployment in a nicer area.

Oh how right you are...this one is fan-fucking-tastic in bed... but well, he's an eternal student and lives like a pauper.   And he drinks cheap beer.  Good lord...

We have a nice arrangement for now though, as long as he doesn't talk too much.  When he opens his mouth, he screws it all up.  So when he calls me, he usually gets the voice mail.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Been there, done that...mine was always bitching about how you couldn't get Molson Canadian in "the states," so when  went to visit him in Toronto and went to "The Beer Store" (which looked exactly like the one in the movie "Strange Brew") I was expecting some great treat.  Wrong.  It was slightly better than Black Label, but not by much.

My ex is now 42 and still living like a pauper.  His occupation is "playing the market," but that really means mooching off of his Japanese girlfriend.

I think it's all the weed they smoke.  It makes you slow and lazy... throw in a good 12 pack of beer a night (and cheap stuff at that) and you have the makings of an eternally poor (student/gambler). 

Molson Canadian is shit.  But then again...if the beer isn't lager, this one bitches constantly about it.  If it doesn't come in lager, in pitcher form...he gets irritated.  I told him to just buy a camelback and fill it with horse piss, it'd be the same thing.

And don't get me started on having to watch hockey games with his commentary running.  Jesus, shutupalready and let me watch the game!!  And YES I hate Pittsburgh and Philly, and NO it doesn't matter if they are spec-tactular this year, I STILL hate them!  (GO RED WINGS).

Oh I think a hate-fuck is in order real soon.

headkicker_girl wrote:

I haven't met a Canadian who wasn't a know-it-all...tell him that Canada sucks so bad even Wayne Gretsky left...that should really enhance the hate sex.

Oh Jesus, I thought it was just me.  I swear, I got so tired of trying to point out to him that he wasn't always right, and that his point of view wasn't the default line of thinking for people.  I just got tired of it and thought "I see this going nowhere...I hate you.  Let's fuck!"

Roger_That wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

I haven't met a Canadian who wasn't a know-it-all...tell him that Canada sucks so bad even Wayne Gretsky left...that should really enhance the hate sex.

Oh Jesus, I thought it was just me.  I swear, I got so tired of trying to point out to him that he wasn't always right, and that his point of view wasn't the default line of thinking for people.  I just got tired of it and thought "I see this going nowhere...I hate you.  Let's fuck!"

Hockey and Molson's Canadian, eh...from Ontario.... Rog, you're going out with a hoser.
I can't see that lasting too long.
I have an admission to make that hurts deeply. I don't like hockey much at all, and with the advent of microbreweries (especially this one), you yanks make better beer than we do. (In fact, Bridgeport is as good as an English beer.) Mass market beer is all shit, but I suppose if I had to drink it, I'd rather drink ours...more alcohol.
As I've said before, Ontario is a different, more uptight place than the better parts of Canada. Subtract the cultural differences, and the people there are almost...ick...American. B.C., Quebec and the Maritime provinces are where you'll find good people, good parties, and even, sometimes, good conversations.

HOLY SHIT!!  Yeah, this is him (minus the part about university, he's managing a 2nd degree at a very prestigious university here in MD).  Wow, I'm going to bring up Gretsky defecting, and call him a hoser.  I bet that will get me some hot hate-fuck sex!!  Wooooo hooo!

Today, the word hoser evokes - sometimes sympathetically, with gentle ribbing, and sometimes negatively - a stereotypical Canadian male, typically lower to middle class, white and English Canadian. He is especially concerned with drinking beer and watching hockey or curling. The hoser is understood as a product of a poor and white upbringing, but never from a more cosmopolitan lifestyle — he is more likely to come from a small town or a rural farm community than a big city, although hosers may also exist in the suburbs of major cities. He is generally assumed to be unemployed, although he may also be a farmer, a labourer working in primary industry (manufacturing, mining, forestry, etc.), a tradesman or a manual labourer. He is typically not university-educated: if he has any education past high school, it's a college trade program. If he does go on to university, or moves to a city, he will still have preferences for "hoser" food, clothing, music, and sports, and will retain the language inflections of his upbringing.