#2 2008-06-26 14:19:47
Because we can look at them and be thankful we're not that lost.
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#4 2008-06-26 14:51:06
GOD KILLED POTTY-MOUTH COMEDIAN GEORGE CARLIN,
AND CAST HIM FORTHWITH INTO HELL.
Never mind the fact he was 71. What, he would have lived as long as Methuselah, otherwise?
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#5 2008-06-26 15:07:54
Phelps is 79
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#6 2008-06-26 15:10:06
orangeplus wrote:
Why do we allow these people to still draw breath?
Given the sum of the last ruling against them for similar funeral-picketing activity, they should be paralyzed and unable to publish, demonstrate, or disseminate anything. This will not, of course, prevent our media outlets from carrying their threats. They should be declared a terrorist organization and subsequently barred from all forms of congregation. Free speech is often so much pissing in the wind unless you can organize, and their right to do that should be infringed, owing to their own behavior.
But if it has not already been said, I will write it: It's likely that Carlin would have despised them, yet upheld their right to be vocal, batshit loonballs.
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#7 2008-06-26 15:29:20
orangeplus wrote:
Phelps is 79
I smile when I think what people will do at his funeral.
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#8 2008-06-26 15:59:09
sofaking wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
Phelps is 79
I smile when I think what people will do at his funeral.
I'm going, that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' going.
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#9 2008-06-26 16:01:41
jesusluvspegging wrote:
sofaking wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
Phelps is 79
I smile when I think what people will do at his funeral.
I'm going, that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' going.
and my axe
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#10 2008-06-26 16:13:25
jesusluvspegging wrote:
sofaking wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
Phelps is 79
I smile when I think what people will do at his funeral.
I'm going, that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' going.
I don't care if I have to get a sub to cover my class for a freakin' week, I'll buy a ticket--on American, natch--so I can heckle his funeral and shit on his grave. I'll even budget for the public nuisance ticket.
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#11 2008-06-26 16:45:44
The thought of his highly-heckled interment has also warmed the cockles of my heart, many a time. You just know they'll demand a private ceremony, spirit the body away and/or cremate*, and try to hide it from the media and the rest of the world. They're nothing but the worst sort of hypocrites.
It's got the emotional impact of the penultimate scene in Longtime Companion. I envision a sea of multi-colored signs, all reading "God Hates Fred Phelps." With any luck, he'll die the same week as James Dobson, and we can get more mileage out of one black dress.
*The strong possibility exists that they would put him in an urn, to keep in their church or around the house, to worship. That would avoid a true funeral, but probably not a 'memorial ceremony.' It would not surprise me if wanted him embalmed a la Lenin, but that's costly, and would still allow for a single location on which the collective rage of the rest of America would be focussed. Were this gestalt disgust and anger already strong enough, he would have burst into flame already.
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#12 2008-06-26 17:21:47
I don't give a shit about his first amendment rights, I don't care if Carlin would have defended him, I don't care it's the right thing to do. I'm past politics these days and am embracing nihilism as a legitimate lifestyle choice. Whichever options result in the fewest people left over is quickly becoming the best option in my book and applicable in any situation. What to have for dinner tonight? Which option will result in the fewest other people?
This is now a matter of extreme aesthetics. I cannot smile unless he is done in the old way; hung, disembowled, burned, drawn, quartered and the bits disposed of at my pleasure. And my pleasure's got wings baby. That is if we can't get him to recant and blow Mike Tyson on national television (or at least basic cable.) Tyson could use it too.
I want the guy dead, and they better cremate the fucker, less the peeps get it in their craw to dig the bastard up and do it for em.
Seriously, Kansas City needs a Mardi Gras to save it from being, well, Kansas City. Fred Phelps Kicked It Day, a day when queers and freaks will come from thousands of miles, eat BBQ, disrobe and jump in a huge squeeky pile filling at least the bottom 6 feet of Kauffman Stadium. This will last for an entire week, every year. All cum and other body fluids collected via the drainage system of the stadium to be used to water the crabgrass that makes up his only monument.
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#13 2008-06-26 17:39:25
orangeplus wrote:
I don't give a shit about his first amendment rights, I don't care if Carlin would have defended him, I don't care it's the right thing to do. I'm past politics these days and am embracing nihilism as a legitimate lifestyle choice. Whichever options result in the fewest people left over is quickly becoming the best option in my book and applicable in any situation. What to have for dinner tonight? Which option will result in the fewest other people?
This is now a matter of extreme aesthetics. I cannot smile unless he is done in the old way; hung, disembowled, burned, drawn, quartered and the bits disposed of at my pleasure. And my pleasure's got wings baby. That is if we can't get him to recant and blow Mike Tyson on national television (or at least basic cable.) Tyson could use it too.
I want the guy dead, and they better cremate the fucker, less the peeps get it in their craw to dig the bastard up and do it for em.
Seriously, Kansas City needs a Mardi Gras to save it from being, well, Kansas City. Fred Phelps Kicked It Day, a day when queers and freaks will come from thousands of miles, eat BBQ, disrobe and jump in a huge squeeky pile filling at least the bottom 6 feet of Kauffman Stadium. This will last for an entire week, every year. All cum and other body fluids collected via the drainage system of the stadium to be used to water the crabgrass that makes up his only monument.
Your hate just made Fred Phelps cum.
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#14 2008-06-26 18:37:29
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Your hate just made Fred Phelps cum.
And it makes the Baby Jesus shit blood.
Along the further lines of "No, wait, tell us how you really feel," can you really keep the vitriol flowing in two threads now, OP? I thought maybe now would be right time to mention that NYC has a plan to test all adults in the Bronx for HIV. Any chance I can distract you with that?
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#15 2008-06-26 19:09:17
pALEPHx wrote:
Along the further lines of "No, wait, tell us how you really feel," can you really keep the vitriol flowing in two threads now, OP? I thought maybe now would be right time to mention that NYC has a plan to test all adults in the Bronx for HIV. Any chance I can distract you with that?
Why should I be upset by that? It's a waste of money sure, but it's not like they'll have more people at the end of the process than at the beginning. It's voluntary, which means they're going to send bureaucrats tromping through wildest Jerome Ave in search of people in order to take their blood. That's motherfucking funny. Many of them will not return, many will contract AIDS in the process.
Seriously, this guy is from the Bronx:
AIDS is from the bronx, the queers and Haitians got it from this guy's mom.
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#17 2008-06-27 00:13:14
(785) 273-0277 ~ Ask for Fred.
Brent and Shirley Roper
3640 SW Churchill Rd
Topeka, KS 66604
785-273-0277
785-273-1080
785-273-0325 new #
Fred Phelps Sr.-785-273-0325
Fred Phelps Jr-785-272-4135
Margie Phelps-785-273-7380
Shirley Phelps Roper-785-783-300
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#18 2008-06-27 00:44:09
orangeplus wrote:
Seriously, this guy is from the Bronx
equipment > talent
But, srsly, I'm glad you're not willing to stray into the conspiracy theorists' zone. I'm already hearing whispers of "Tuskeegee" on this, and we know that's a crock.
sofie wrote:
(785) 273-0277
And kids, don't forget to *67 so you can call multiple times!
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#19 2008-06-27 02:00:19
orangeplus wrote:
AIDS is from the bronx, the queers and Haitians got it from this guy's mom.
What's the worst part about getting AIDS?
Having to tell your parents that you're Haitian.
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#20 2008-06-27 02:11:36
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
AIDS is from the bronx, the queers and Haitians got it from this guy's mom.
What's the worst part about getting AIDS?
Having to tell your parents that you're Haitian.
Fucking brilliant.
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#21 2008-06-27 02:24:49
sofaking wrote:
(785) 273-0277 ~ Ask for Fred.
Brent and Shirley Roper
3640 SW Churchill Rd
Topeka, KS 66604
785-273-0277
785-273-1080
785-273-0325 new #
Fred Phelps Sr.-785-273-0325
Fred Phelps Jr-785-272-4135
Margie Phelps-785-273-7380
Shirley Phelps Roper-785-783-300
Just give the numbers to the Scientologists as being "interested".
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