I was just thinking, "Yeah, I saw that on Cruel, but it was years and years ago; plus, it's funny and even a little cute."

Orange, snap out of it.  It's okay to feel kinda stabby towards the world for a day or two, but enough's enough.  America's Birthday is coming next week and you need to turn that ol' frown upside-down.  Want some Midol?

Rip him a new ort-hole, Orangie.
But first, let's see what we're dealing with:

Hedge wizard
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

...a hedge wizard or hedge magician is a wizard of low ability, generally self-taught or with a low education background as opposed to the common examples of being apprenticed to a mentor or studying though a structured educational system. Some fictional backgrounds identify them more with rural than urban backgrounds. In novels, many uses of the term are derogatory, describing a character as incompetent, uneducated, of lower social standing or of lesser power. It is similar to calling someone a hack or slob but specific to practitioners of magic.

In role-playing games and video games a hedge wizard is usually a weaker wizard encountered when still at a lower level. With a limited number of spells and lacking in power they are normally easy to defeat.

As for you midol pushers, piss off. If Orangie can't hammer some noobs during his mid-life crisis then what the fuck are we doing here? Helping each other whack off?

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Rip him a new ort-hole, Orangie.
But first, let's see what we're dealing with:

Hedge wizard
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

...a hedge wizard or hedge magician is a wizard of low ability, generally self-taught or with a low education background as opposed to the common examples of being apprenticed to a mentor or studying though a structured educational system. Some fictional backgrounds identify them more with rural than urban backgrounds. In novels, many uses of the term are derogatory, describing a character as incompetent, uneducated, of lower social standing or of lesser power. It is similar to calling someone a hack or slob but specific to practitioners of magic.

In role-playing games and video games a hedge wizard is usually a weaker wizard encountered when still at a lower level. With a limited number of spells and lacking in power they are normally easy to defeat.

As for you midol pushers, piss off. If Orangie can't hammer some noobs during his mid-life crisis then what the fuck are we doing here? Helping each other whack off?

Wait...

That's not what I'm here for?


Fuck.

I am doing okay.  I re-injured an old back injury, and have been medicating myself with absinthe and laudanum...  I have a closing tomorrow for an art show, so I am running back and forth like an idiot.  Thank the good Gods for Absinthe.

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