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#2 2008-09-15 01:29:36

Does it make me a bad person if I only recognize two or three of those names?

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#3 2008-09-15 01:40:15

Not at all, Taint. You could always just send some of Robin William's fecal matter-
http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/film.htm

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#4 2008-09-15 02:08:21

Lou Ferrigno?  I thought he was dead, and deaf....

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#5 2008-09-15 02:50:09

Dmtdust wrote:

Lou Ferrigno?  I thought he was dead, and deaf....

Well then, you'll never prove it wasn't him that called and left dead air on your voice mail.

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#6 2008-09-15 03:14:14

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Not at all, Taint. You could always just send some of Robin William's fecal matter-
http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/film.htm

Wait a minute. If Don Rickles is dead, how come his fecal matter is worth less than that of other celebrities?

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#7 2008-09-15 09:20:56

Taint wrote:

Wait a minute. If Don Rickles is dead, how come his fecal matter is worth less than that of other celebrities?

Heaven forfend!  Don Rickles is not dead.  He's just slowing down a little.  He published a memoir just this year.

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#8 2008-09-15 09:36:03

How much to have them phone-stalk a co-worker of mine?

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#9 2008-09-15 12:24:25

Dmtdust wrote:

Lou Ferrigno?  I thought he was dead, and deaf....

What?

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#10 2008-09-15 12:25:25

How much for President Bush to shit on all of us?


Oh, wait.


We already are paying for that.

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2008-09-15 12:26:54)

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#11 2008-09-15 12:45:04

Hey, who wouldn't pay $20 for a birthday call from the professor?

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#12 2008-09-15 13:33:26

Oh, man, I wanted this babe so badly after seeing American Graffiti on the silver screen.

I want to get a call from him to let me know if he ever got it on with that dyke girlfriend.

Gotta say, this one didn't surprise me.

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/celebrity_photos/llamas.jpg

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#13 2008-09-15 16:04:32

whosasailorthen wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Lou Ferrigno?  I thought he was dead, and deaf....

What?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA (sounds of loud cackling from my office)

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#14 2008-09-15 17:16:57

If I give Paige Brooks 300 bucks , she better use my dictaphone. hehe

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