#1 2009-04-07 20:03:30
Muahahahaha!
GOD would never allow his chosen to make such an error (if He existed, that is).
Editor's note: I changed the article to a better one that came out later.
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#2 2009-04-07 20:51:14
All kidding and Macho/Macha ness aside, Nobody here but me believes in God? Just wondering. Poll?
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#3 2009-04-07 21:02:26
If by "god" you mean "an all knowing, all powerful entity that meddles in the universe for fun and profit," then you're probably wearing a bicycle helmet right now.
If you mean "god" as in "an impersonal creative force with nothing resembling a will," then I think we can reach some kind of agreement.
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#4 2009-04-07 21:11:48
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If by "god" you mean "an all knowing, all powerful entity that meddles in the universe for fun and profit," then you're probably wearing a bicycle helmet right now.
If you mean "god" as in "an impersonal creative force with nothing resembling a will," then I think we can reach some kind of agreement.
Amen, Jesus.
It must take an awful lot of courage to dis your daddy like that.
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#5 2009-04-07 21:13:12
sofaking wrote:
It must take an awful lot of courage to dis your daddy like that.
Senile old fucker doesn't know His own name.
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#6 2009-04-07 23:34:23
I believe Toe and Fnord have both said they attend church (I want to say they're both Episcopalians but I may be wrong).
I've been Buddhist since I was a kid, in part due to my mother's influence, and while I love theology and am actually pretty well versed in Christian apologetics, the concept of god - any god - is just irrelevant. I don't believe or disbelieve. Whether there is a god, or a realm of deities just doesn't matter.
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#7 2009-04-08 00:02:53
It's a typo. Even from cultist idiots, it's still a typo. WTF is the big deal?
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#8 2009-04-08 00:10:29
Taint, would you say that the Buddhists are over-represented in the homosexual community?
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#9 2009-04-08 00:28:26
Zookeeper wrote:
Taint, would you say that the Buddhists are over-represented in the homosexual community?
I don't know if 'over-represented' is the right word (I know you don't mean that in a judgmental sense), but given Buddhism's lack of a concept of sin or sinful behavior, I think many gays with a religious or spiritual inclination find it to be more welcoming. Since there is no central Buddhist authority akin to the Pope or even a legislative government as some denominations have (I'm thinking of the Episcopalians and the Methodists, specifically) there really isn't anyone to pass any kind of moral standard or judgment.
My own move into Buddhism really came from my mother's influence. The wrangling in the mainline churches over homosexuality was certainly a turn-off for me, but the bigger issue was the whole concept of God or gods. Buddhism simply made more sense from a moral and theological viewpoint.
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#10 2009-04-08 01:34:11
pALEPHx wrote:
It's a typo. Even from cultist idiots, it's still a typo. WTF is the big deal?
It's ironic, because an apostate and an apostle are diametrically opposed, and their entire religion is based upon being a true believer. Being an apostate is tantamount to being spiritually dead to the Mormons.
It would be like calling Santa Satan. Or posting an ad for Farmer John pork products in a Jewish publication. Or miniskirts in an Islamic publication.
WTF indeed. One second you're raking my ass over coals because what I offer is silly fluff, and the next second, the humor in what I post is too over your head for you to grasp. And you're a pretty fucking smart guy. Do you honestly think I would waste our time posting a simple typo that had no deeper significance? It is the finest example of a malapropism (or actually, an eggcorn) I have ever seen or heard. And, as an added bonus, it is deeply offensive to the Mormons, and therefore, cruel.
Going forward, I will either try harder, or TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOOOOOOME!!
I dunno yet.
I am sober and waiting for some fine Herbalife products. I have to take it out on someone.
*air kisses*
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#11 2009-04-08 01:59:06
...And they just arrived.
You're off the hook.
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#12 2009-04-08 02:00:27
sofaking wrote:
...And they just arrived.
You're off the hook.
Whew!
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#13 2009-04-08 02:07:56
Taint wrote:
sofaking wrote:
...And they just arrived.
You're off the hook.Whew!
You said it, buddy.
*inhales deeply*
*coughs*
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#15 2009-04-08 02:28:14
You know, after all these years, I just figured out what you meant by Herbalife.
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#16 2009-04-08 02:35:24
Taint wrote:
You know, after all these years, I just figured out what you meant by Herbalife.
You have got to be kidding me.
You know, when I used to state my occupation as "Herbalife Distributor" on MahSpace, I would get a lot of friend requests from actual Herbalife distributors, and I would laugh my ass off. Because if they had actually read my page, it would have become apparent that I was joking...
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#17 2009-04-08 02:41:48
sofaking wrote:
Going forward, I will either try harder, or TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOOOOOOME!!
Does your "Herbalife Distributor" still deliver? Smoochies.
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#18 2009-04-08 02:58:04
sofaking wrote:
Taint wrote:
You know, after all these years, I just figured out what you meant by Herbalife.
You have got to be kidding me.
You know, when I used to state my occupation as "Herbalife Distributor" on MahSpace, I would get a lot of friend requests from actual Herbalife distributors, and I would laugh my ass off. Because if they had actually read my page, it would have become apparent that I was joking...
No, really. I guess I just lumped it in with Amway and took it at face value. I should point out, however, I was stoned when I had this realization.
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#19 2009-04-08 03:24:29
Taint wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Taint wrote:
You know, after all these years, I just figured out what you meant by Herbalife.
You have got to be kidding me.
You know, when I used to state my occupation as "Herbalife Distributor" on MahSpace, I would get a lot of friend requests from actual Herbalife distributors, and I would laugh my ass off. Because if they had actually read my page, it would have become apparent that I was joking...No, really. I guess I just lumped it in with Amway and took it at face value. I should point out, however, I was stoned when I had this realization.
So you really thought I sold Amway?
That's fantastic.
Amway is a cult, too.
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#20 2009-04-08 13:02:43
sofaking wrote:
Taint wrote:
sofaking wrote:
You have got to be kidding me.
You know, when I used to state my occupation as "Herbalife Distributor" on MahSpace, I would get a lot of friend requests from actual Herbalife distributors, and I would laugh my ass off. Because if they had actually read my page, it would have become apparent that I was joking...No, really. I guess I just lumped it in with Amway and took it at face value. I should point out, however, I was stoned when I had this realization.
So you really thought I sold Amway?
That's fantastic.
Amway is a cult, too.
What can I say? You've so thoroughly seduced me I'd follow you anywhere. Even to an Amway convention.
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#21 2009-04-08 16:20:56
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#22 2009-04-08 19:12:25
Taint wrote:
What can I say? You've so thoroughly seduced me I'd follow you anywhere. Even to an Amway convention.
Sofie, if you go through with that cult conversion, it looks like you could start a new career as a orientation change therapist.
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#23 2009-04-08 19:24:00
Taint, you know Sophie is a girl, right?
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#24 2009-04-08 19:40:45
Bigcat wrote:
Taint, you know Sophie is a girl, right?
Sophie is more than a girl. Far more than a girl.
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#25 2009-04-08 19:44:23
Bigcat wrote:
Taint, you know Sophie is a girl, right?
Gay men love me.
Except for Lurker. I never could figure out why.
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#26 2009-04-08 20:26:56
Taint wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Taint, you know Sophie is a girl, right?
Sophie is more than a girl. Far more than a girl.
Chick with a ****? I don't think so.
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#27 2009-04-08 20:37:29
sofaking wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Taint, you know Sophie is a girl, right?
Gay men love me.
Except for Lurker. I never could figure out why.
'cause he was a closet straight.
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#28 2009-04-09 06:40:55
choad wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Going forward, I will either try harder, or TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOOOOOOME!!
Does your "Herbalife Distributor" still deliver? Smoochies.
I do.
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#29 2009-04-09 08:06:48
I'm a full blown atheist that attributes a naturalist explanation to everything around me.
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