#1 2009-05-27 15:57:42

VHS tea is the new hotness in fucked up internet drugs.

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#2 2009-05-27 23:00:32

I think I prefer the "LANÇA-PERFUME" recipe. At least it contains 'reliable' components like ether and chloroform. Are these obscure highs favored by residents of the favelas, who'd huff anything they could get their hands on, or by a higher class of Brazilian citizen?

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#3 2009-05-27 23:04:19

Shit, I'd huff a mixture of half chloroform, half ether with a chaser of cheap perfume.  I'd huff that in a God Damned heartbeat.

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#4 2009-05-27 23:58:36

Carbona not glue

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#5 2009-05-28 00:04:49

If I got that desperate, I'd just go back to inhaling the nitrous oxide propellant out of whipped cream cans. I've never had a bad nitrous oxide trip...

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#6 2009-05-28 00:12:17

Dirckman wrote:

If I got that desperate, I'd just go back to inhaling the nitrous oxide propellant out of whipped cream cans. I've never had a bad nitrous oxide trip...

I still do that every time I go to the movies.

Wear cargo pants, put the whippet in your pocket, wait till the climax of the movie, then quietly hyperventilate yourself.  Bend over (exhaling completely as you go), holding the mouth of the whippet between your knees (to muffle the sound of the propellant.  we must be considerate of our fellow movie-goers) and hit that shit.  Hold your breath until you forget to hold your breath.  After the movie, leave the expended whipped cream can in your seat's cupholder (bonus points if you crush the can between your hands to expel every lasty bit of gas).

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#7 2009-05-28 00:35:31

There’re many plants that can provide a trip.  Most of them can be found growing wild in Brazil either as natives or as plants that have escaped from cultivation.  You would think the kids could do a bit of harvesting in order to get high.

Why do you think so many old hippies in this country are enthusiastic gardeners?  Sure they may have roses and vegetables, but check out the poppies, lions ears, morning glory, datura, brugmansia, and various forms of unidentifiable nondescript vegetation that look like weeds to you.  There may be a good reason why the old lady down the street with the vibrant jungle in her yard seems a bit strange to you!

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